The Man
The Myth
The Legend
Your Undisputed Falconer Champion
Jim "The Icon" Daher

(Now, normally, I as the BoV's personal narrator would take it upon myself to verbally dismantle and disassemble whatever jagoff has decided to get on the BoV's bad side. The sub-retard mental midget on this occasion is a new guy by the name of Charlie Dream. Considering that whatever I would say would probably be reiterated (and elaborated on) by the giver of this promo, i.e. Jim "The Icon" Daher, I will simply silence myself and allow the reigning GWA Falconer Champion to have his say about the suicidal freak known as Charlie Dream.)

(The scene opens up backstage at the place that will house the GWA Gladie Awards. A GWA camera finds Jim "The Icon" Daher in the back, the GWA Falconer Title slung over his shoulder, and our camera man, Howie Plather, asks him about the latest comments from Charlie Dream.)

Howie Plather: Icon! Have you heard the latest from Charlie Dream?

(The Icon looks at Howie and chuckles.)

The Icon: Yes, I have.

Howie: Then you must know that he's challenged you to a Respect Match, and he dared you to add more stipulations. What's your response to the comments from Charlie Dream?

The Icon: My response? My response is to ask him to be more original. Yeah, I do want to face him, but as for his little Respect Match...hell, son, you can throw that out the window, 'cause I got something better in mind.

Howie: Better?

The Icon: Yeah...better. I call it...an Icon's Vengeance Match. Here's what'll happen. First and foremost, it uses as its basis the Hell in a Cell Match, but then we make it...a little more interesting. One side of the Cell, we're gonna light on fire. Another side, let's hang an assortment of weapons on that. Third side? Let's go ahead and electrify that sumb*tch. How strongly? Touch it and find out. The fourth side we'll leave plain, so we can make Swiss cheese out of each others' faces. You can only win by pinfall or submission, and anything goes. Charlie, if you win, you'll get a shot at the Falconer Championship on the next Insurrection. But Charlie, if I win...then you will be gone from the GWA forever. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. I'll take your little stipulation that we won't touch each other until the match, but if anyone attacks me before our match at the Pay Per View, even if it's not you, then I'll assume that you hired that person to do it...and respond with the most brutal attack in GWA history, even more brutal than the unscheduled flying lesson I gave to Ryosuke Mitsurugi from the rafters at GWA To The Max. If you say yes, then fine, I'll see you at the Pay Per View. However, if you say no...then you'd better make out your Last Will and Testament, boy, 'cause you're going to answer for that uncalled-for attack you gave to me at Wednesday Insurrection. Yes, Charlie, the language I used in my last interview was a bit...immature, but the way I was feeling, if I'd used the language I wanted to use, I'd have given the censors a heart attack. So, Charlie, the ball is now officially in your court. Icon's Vengeance Match at the PPV? Or no match at the PPV and an unscheduled termination of your career? The choice is entirely up to you. I'll be waiting for your answer. Until then...I'll see you at the Gladie's, so thank you, and have a nice FRICKIN' day.

(With that, The Icon smiles and winks at the camera, then turns and walks away. The scene slowly fades to black, then to an advertisement about the Gladie Awards.)

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