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Date Posted: 19:49:14 12/28/01 Fri
Author: The Fan
Subject: Out of Jail and on the way to the PPV



[Scene opens outside of a New York police station the morning after the Gladie awards presentation. Field Reporter Gary Howard is standing is hanging out in front of the station with his camera crew. Gary is wearing black slacks and a dark blue GWA winter jacket.]



[Gary]: This is by far the most embarrassing job I have ever been sent out on. Fury had to have something to do with sending me on this bullshit job of interviewing a crazy fan.


[Camera Man]: No shit. Let just get this over as fast as possible. It is freezing out here.


[Gary]: They front desk said he made bail so he should be out any minute. What is the world coming to when idiots like this get air time.


[Camera Man]: Amen....... Good finally this scrub is coming out.


[Gary]: alright lets get this over with.


[The camera pans to the front door as the infamous fan makes his way out of the building. He stands about 5'10" and weighs a little under 200 pounds. His hair is in a dozen or so pony tails that cover his head and are a variety of colors. He is wearing black jeans that have "Lost World rules the world" written in marker all over them and a white t-shirt that says "Its time for a Suburban Suicide" on the front of it. The individual has a big smile on his clean shaved as he carries a large box of random items down the stairs.]


[Gary]: Excuse me, I am Gary Howard with the GWA and I would like to get a couple of comments from ya.


[The Fan]: REALLY?!?!?!? Just give me one second !!!!!


[The guy drops his box and starts pulling on his pony tails to tighten them and tucks in his shirt and then gets a goofy looking smile on his face.]


[The Fan]: I am so ready.


[Gary]: (under his breath) yeah for the psych ward..... Alright first what is your name and what is with you following Lost World like this?


[Fan]: My name is Santos but I am going to change it to Lost Santos or maybe Lost World two, or how about Santos World. Nah that sounds silly. You can call me Santos until the paperwork is finalized.


[ Gary has a puzzled look on his face like he does not know if he wants to laugh at Santos or punch his in the face.]


[Gary]: You got some issues boy. Some really big issues. So why have you been at every arena for the past few months with your Lost World stuff? The guy is a jerk to say the least.


[Santos]: Gary, you do not have to say such mean things just because your jealous of him. Nobody blames you for not having the ability of Lost World. Nobody period has that kind of ability. Lets face some facts. Lost World is revolutionizing the wrestling business. The combination of charisma, physical ability, mental fortitude, and will to win has never been seen before and will never be seen again.


[Gary]: Son, you are really getting on my nerves fast. How in the hell do you afford to travel all over the country like this?


[Santos grabs his cardboard box and starts pulling out some t-shirts]


[Santos]: It is actually a really heart warming story how this came to be. When I was a little kid my favorite wrestler was my uncle, Johnny "The Plumber" Johnson. He traveled the Indy circuits for years and I went to every one of his shows. One day he got in the ring with this new up and coming kid by the name of Lost World. In short Lost World beat my uncle like he stole something. Lost beat him so severally that my uncle had to retire from the business. The beauty of it is that my uncle sued that Indy fed for not stopping the match and won a huge settlement. About a year ago I my uncle died from medical complications from the damage that Lost World did to him and he left me all his money in his will and here I am!!!!!


[Gary]: (confusion covers his face) So you like Lost World because he killed your uncle?


[Santos]: No silly.... My uncle was my hero and when I saw what Lost World did to him I just realized the reality of the things. I could tell that Lost World was destined for greatness and I wanted to be the first one on board. I have a long term plan though because I realize that my money will not last for every so I have some great merchandise ideas. I have already contacted the biggest marketing agencies in New York and I am sure they are going to get back to me here any day now. Since you were so nice to come down and see me, I will give you one a sneak preview.


[Gary]: I really don't have time for that.


[Santos pulls a t-shirt out of his box. On the front is has a bunch of patches of little heads of the wrestlers that Lost World has beaten and under it says "We all wanted some of Lost World". Santos turns the shirt around and on the back is the same heads but they are all beaten bloody and under them it says "and he gave us more then we ever dreamed". Santos pulls two patches out of his pocket and the first one looks like Rayne before and the second is a bloody Rayne.]


[Santos]: And the first hundred orders will get these free Rayne patches with the purchase of the shirt for only 34.95. The Beauty of it is with every win people will have to order more patches. It will be like a collect the entire set gimmick. All the idiots are going to eat this up. Do you want one Gary? I will give you a special price of only 32.95.


[Gary]: I am going to have to pass. You seem pretty confident that Lost World is going to win at the PPV. Rayne is one of the most powerful men in the business. I think he is going to toss Lost World all over the ring.


[Santos]: That is because you are stupid. It is all in the name Gary Boy. Lost World, It is confusing and yet so big and powerful. Then you got Rayne. That just makes me thing umbrella. What is his tag team partners name? Drizzle.. Maybe light down pour? How about chance of participation? The guy is just going to be a stepping stone for World. The only real question in this match is if World will destroy him completely and end his career or just put him out of action for a year or two. With the holiday season upon us I think World will do Drizzle a favor and end his career. Just think maybe he will leave me in his will too!!!!


[Gary]: Ok this interview is about over. I can not stand talking to you much longer. Last question, how was jail?


[Santos]: Actually the guys in there were pretty nice. Some guy even offered to toss my salad during breakfast. The strange thing is we did not even get a salad but you can not blame a guy for trying to be nice.


[Gary]: This interview is definitely over. This is Gary Howard for the GWA and I am out of here.


[The scene ends with Gary and the camera man jumping into their GWA van and taking off down the street. Santos shrugs his shoulders and starts pulling out more Lost World merchandise and begins to start to peddle it on the corner to anybody who comes by. Strangely enough nobody seems interested in buying anything.]

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