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Date Posted: 22:30:51 01/04/02 Fri
Author: Santos
Subject: The day after




[Scene opens in the parking lot of the MSG arena the day after End of Innocence pay per view. It is a sunny day and the lot is empty except for a old rundown Scooby Doo style van that has "Lost Worlds express" written on the side of it in spray paint.
As the camera pans closer to the van Santos comes out from behind the van and appears to be circling the van. Santos is still in his refs shirt from the night before and it looks like he has not slept all night. As the camera pans in closer you begin to hear Santos mumbling to himself.]


Santos: Ok lets go over this again. I had the refs shirt. I got rid of the other ref. I made the three count. Lost is the champ. Fury says I am not a ref... but I have the ref shirt........... THE REF SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO STUPID !!!!


[Santos turns and starts banging his head against the van extremely hard. After about five head butts Santos falls on his butt and has a trickle of blood running down his forehead. Santos lays down on his back and starts to act like he is making snow angels. The camera zooms right in on his face.]


Santos: I can not believe my over sight... I can not just bring in any striped shirt and expect to be called a ref. That is insane. I studied past wrestling matches and I should have known that I have to take the official refs shirt off the ref and put it on before I can make the count.


[Santos starts banging the back of his head off the pavement as he continues to himself incoherently.]


Camera Man: Are you alright?


[Santos rolls away from the camera man and quickly gets to his feet with a surprised look on his face. Santos pulls on his pony tails to tighten them up and brushes his clothes off a bit. He still does not appear to notice that blood is trickling down his face.]


Santos: (In a paranoid voice) Where did you come from? How long have you been here?


Camera Man: uh, I just picked up something from the arena before I hit the road and I saw you here so I thought I would check things out and see if you are ok.


Santos: Of course I am ok. I am just a little upset about last night. I really let down Lost Worlds. I got everything figured out now. Next time I will have everything set up just right.


Camera Man: Yeah I overheard your plan and I think you are a little confused.


Santos: I usually am.


Camera Man: If you want to be a ref then you need to get a referee license.


Santos: Really???? How do you get one of those?


Camera Man: You have to pass a test I think.


Santos: I can do that. Thanks for the heads up. Do you want a Lost Worlds Beanie Baby? I just finished making some the other night. They are going to be a collectors item for sure.


Camera Man: I think I will pass on that. Thanks though.


Santos: Your loss.


Camera Man: I have to ask. What is your obsession with Lost Worlds?


[Santos gets a confused look on his face like he can not believe the question.]


Santos: Isn't it obvious. There are small timers in the fed that call themselves icons. Others think they are dreams. Lets face some facts, none of them can hang with Lost Worlds. The guy is a straight pimp!!! Just last week he had those FINE honeys in the ring and one of them just had to give him a little tongue.. I know Lost does not keep to just one women so I am hoping that once I prove myself as the NUMBER ONE FAN maybe, just maybe, I will get one of his throw away babes. To a guy like me women like Caprice only live in wet dreams but to the MAN it is only another conquest.


Camera Man: She is pretty damn fine. I can not argue with you there. So I take it you are going to be at Insurrection next week to see Lost Worlds big six man tag match.


Santos: WHAT? AM I TAGGING WITH HIM???


Camera Man: (laughs) no. Rayne and Hayle are tagging with him against Snoops, Assassin, and Tempest.


[Santos throws a tantrum and jumps up and down and waves his arms around wildly. His face gets beat red with anger as he shouts at the camera.]


Santos: HOW IS THIS FAIR?!?!?!?! I KNOCKED THAT DRIZZLE OUT COLD AND HE GETS TO TAG WITH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS NOT FAIR!!!!!


Camera Man: Dude, calm down. Your going to give yourself a heart attack or something.


Santos: I GOT a lot of work to do.. I can make this right... Make this right I can...


[Santos jumps in the Lost Worlds Express van and takes off down the road driving like a maniac.]


Camera Man: Wow that boy has got issues.


[Scene fades with the camera turning off.]

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