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Date Posted: 21:51:53 11/12/01 Mon
Author: Rade
Subject: Tables, heya snatch


(The scene fades in as Rade and David or sitting at Rade’s kitchen table waiting for Rozz to get there, so they can have a guys night out and talked about how they got screwed out of the Tag titles.)

David: man that sucks, that Goliath had to win like that.


Rade: what do you expect that’s the only way he could beat me and Rozz he had to go and use his manger, but next time when we get our rematch for the belts we are going to take out his manger then we are going after him and vulture.

David: man I wonder what is taking Rozz so long to get form the airport, is he usually this late?

Rade: Rozz will surprise you sometimes; anyways he is riding home with Talon in his viper.

David: Talon man I hear he is a huge guy.

Rade: Yeah he is kinda of muscled up about as big as that wuss Goldberg who use to wrestle in the WCW, that’s it I can take him no prob. Look if that Jason guy can take him I know I could kill him in the ring.

David: Yeah he needs to get to know you and the way you act I don’t think your that stupid to me.

Rade: Yeah thanks that means a lot coming form somebody who pissed there pants there freshmen year, over a snake in the locker room floor.

David: shut up man it was a huge cobra.

Rade: what the hell you talking about it was a little Garden snake, it is not even deadly and you cried like a little girl in heat.

David: I am getting tired of waiting for Rozz lets hop in your truck and go look for him, I heard that he bought a new playstation 2 for himself.

Rade: yeah he got it from wall-mart, now he is always rubbing it in that he has one, well after I win this match by putting That 7 foot retard through a table and get paid I am going to get one of them.

David: well rember what happened last time when JJ got in to your match he cost you and rozz the tag belts, cause he busted you guys with a chair.

Rade: yeah I know we were going to win the belts too until J.J. went and messed it up all for us but he will gets what comes to him.

David: Yeah you better hope that Rozz is ready to fight cause I heard that after the match that he was still pretty fired up about loosing.

Rade: He better have his head in the match this time if not I am going to have and do it my self and I don’t feel like have to kick Goliaths ass.

(Rade and David are in the truck looking for Rozz and talon, well after about two and a half hours of riding around they pull over to this restaurant were all these Trucker people stop and eat, they get out and go inside, they walk up to the counter and ask if they have seen Rozz and his pet asshole talon, the ladies shakes her head no and Rade orders a beer, he looks at David to see what he is going to order David stops and looks at the menu.)

David: Well I want a Hamburger, French Fries, I want pickles and onions on that too with some ketchup and a chocolate shake and a Pepsi to drink please.

Waitress: hell son why didn’t you just order a horse it would be cheaper, well you’re total is $6.23 and it will be about ten minutes or so.

David: well hurry up crack ho and get my food I am hungry.

Rade: Shut up man before you get us kicked out of this place and then we will probably end up in a fight with all these redneck truckers.

David: I can hold my own when it comes to fighting, Rember cause we were on the wrestling team together.

(Rade starts laughing)

Rade: you were the water and towel boy for crying out loud the coach would not let you wrestle cause you were too skinny and weak, and you even sucked at getting to the water to us on time.

David: I thought I did pretty well even though you and rozz always made fun of me.

(They sit there for a little bit and a big rig pulls up outside these Three guys jump out Rade walks to the door to get a closer look cause the images kinda of looked like Rozz and Talon, they get closer and in walks through the door Rozz and Talon.)

Rozz: Oh my god that guy is funny all those poop jokes, I have never heard of so much crap in my life.

(Rozz and Talon start laughing about what Rozz just said they are laughing so hard that Talon is having Trouble Breathing he is coughing and a hacking.)

Talon: man but I can’t still get over that deer we hit in the middle of the Road that is messed up.

Rozz: No your car is messed up, we have had just so much bad luck with me eating that bug and your car getting messed over by a deer.

Rade: hey guys were in the world have you been me and David have been looking and waiting for you guys to get here, Oh yeah Talon since we have not been properly introduced my name is Rade I think the last time we met was when you came out of the crowd and hit me in the nuts and busted my head open, well your lucky that I am not the kind of person that holds a grudge.

Talon: well man I thought you one of those wasted cases that like to mess around and waste there talent on peons like X-treme and People like Hayle.

Rade: I Stomp who ever I get put up against, even though I had a few bad matches but I am getting ready to come out of that groove and start winning some gold that’s why I am with Rozz so we can win the Tag belts and keep them for a while but as you seen, we were messed over by JJ and that’s why we need somebody like you to watch our back and we will watch your back.

Talon: I will have to think about it hey since we are getting along now maybe I can crash at your place tonight?

Rade: well if you do you and David will have to fight over the couch.

David: I will tell you what since I would kick your ass cause I was on the wrestling team in school it would not be fair to you so I will go ahead and let you have the couch.

Talon: Oh yeah since you can stomp my ass.

Rade: Guys get along, and oh yeah Rozz Jackie told me to give you this letter if I found you.

(Rozz Grabs the letter and Starts reading it.)



Dear, Rozz

Hey if you are reading this then guess what you are kicked out of the house tonight, Once again you flooded the toilet with toilet paper and then you did not even bother to take out the trash, wash dishes and clean the house I am getting tired of going to work week after week after week busting my ass, for what your Damn Playstation 2 I had to work all week and sell a lot of Avon makeup and cell phones just so you can be pleased, I ask for just a simple little things and you cant even do that Right and you can tell talon that he is not going to stay with me tonight either, well in fact I am just going to go to my moms so you boys can just stay at our house and If I come home and the house is a pig hut I am really going too mess your plans up for wrestling I will keep you so busy doing stuff that you will hate me after it is all done.

Sincerely, your love
Jackie

P.S. I love you and make me Proud.



(Rozz folds up the letter and sticks it in his pocket with a sad look on his face.)

Rade: well what did she have to say to you this time?

Rozz: she is going to stay with her mom down at potosi, so we get the house to ourselves so everybody is staying the night with me tonight, we are going to stay up and have a no mercy tourment on Nintendo 64 and then we will play my new ps 2.

Rade: there you go again rubbing it in too everybody, anyways atleast i did not get in trouble by my girlfreind, man your whipped.

Rozz: what the hell you talking about at least i have a girlfreind i cant say the same for you stubbty i can get sex anytime i want.

David: did you guys here that on the radio?

Talon: No what was it if it was the Rams football game we allready know.

David: No the Radio just Said that we lost a member of the G.W.A. family.

Rade: who was it hopefully it was Goliath that way i dont have to mess with hurting him
this week.

David: you will never belive it but it was X-Treme he jumped off the top of a roof and hit the ground below and died.

Talon: yeah most peole hit the ground when they jump.

Rade: Oh yeah i rember him he gave me some good fights when we first started in this fed but he never beat me but he did win the matches we were in.

Rozz: yeah i fought him too, he was a awesome wrestler he was all most undefeated,i
Belive that one day he could of been the champ.

David: they said that he was depressed cause he lost all of his match for one week then he thought he was not even good enough to be in the tourney for the belt so he killed
himself.

Rade: Damn man thats not good, so when is the funeral so we can go and pay or respect, cause X-Treme is one guy that i thought had a a bunch of talent.

Rozz: yeah he did too bad you didnt get to fight him Talon he would own your ass.

Talon: yeah right nobody owns me.

Rade: well lets get out of this dinner, these Truck driving rednecks are starting to get on my nerves with all of there uglyness around me.

( The guys Head out the door with Rozz and talon Telling all the poopy Jokes that the trucker told to them for there ride home in rades truck.

Rade: who is going to sit up fornt with me, lets flip for it best too out of three Rozz and David go first.

David: heads

(rade flips the coin and it lands on Tails, he flips angain and it lands on heads, so he flips again and lands on Tails so Rozz has to go against Talon.)

Rade: Call it in the air.

Talon: Tails

(Rade catches the coin and it lands on tails, he flips angain and it lands on heads, he flips again and it lands on Tails.)

Rade: well it looks like Talon is up fornt with me and Rozz and david is in the back.

david: this is no fair i belived i got Raped on this end of the deal.

talon: just shut up and ride in the back of the truck.

(They all get in and Take off as they are going down the highway, Rade and Talon start Talking to each other.)

talon: so did you graduate highschool? cause i hate People who are stupid.

rade: yeah i had all my credits to graduate when i was in my first semster of my senior
year, and then i went to collage to become a vet so i can work with animals.

Talon: so you are not really that dumb, what collage did you go too.

Rade: i went to mizzou collage in cloumbia Missouri, i went for 4 years and Gratuated
with honors.

talon: not bad sounds like you have your life planned out.

Rade: yeah after my wrestling career i am going to bacome a full time vet.

Talon: so how did you get into wrestling?

Rade: well i started out watching wrestling when i was younger, and form then on i have always wanted to wrestle i grew up watching people like Junk Yard dogg and the
Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan, then during high school i was Starting Linebacker for the team and i got a scholarship to attend mizzou so i did and played football there, and me and Rozz was on the Highschool wrestling team with that Dildo david back there, he
says that he was a wrestler but he was actually the water boy for the team, but he is so full of it if you know what I mean.

Talon: Yeah I use to wrestle with Rayne in this one fed and I screwed him out of a title and after that he has not really trusted me that much but I don’t care cause I know he is just a punk ass bitch.

Rade: you know what man your pretty cool maybe you are to join up with Rozz and me one day and we will take on another team of three.

Talon: Yeah maybe one day we can do that.

(Rozz pecks on the window and tell Rade to step on it cause they are freezing in the back of the truck so Rade steps on it and The scene fades as the Truck gets further and futher down the road way.)

GOLIATH CAN YOU SURVIVE THE FINAL RADE?

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