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Date Posted: 21:08:44 10/15/01 Mon
Author: RADE
Subject: I CAN SMELL IT SMELLS LIKE VICTORY!!!!!!!!

(The Scene fades in with Rade up in South County Mall in St.Louis, shopping for some Halloween costumes, There is a Girl with him but we can not tell who it is, The camera spins around to try and get a shot of the face to find out who it is.)

Rade: What is it with you camera people you pop up every time I am shopping or doing something, you People are starting to make me mad I don’t come to your house and tape every move you do I?

(The cameraman gives Rade a shrug with his shoulders like he has no idea what he is talking about.)

Girl: Now calm down and save it for this week when you have to take on the lightweight Jack Otis.

Rade: Yeah your right I don’t think it is fair for me to have to fight him heck I weigh about a Hundred pounds more than he does, but I hear that he thinks I am going to be no problem, Well jack think what ever you want I will be a problem you say you have been here since the beginning well guess what this young guy is going to kick your old ass, you just better dig yourself a grave cause after I am done you will need it.

Girl: hey lets check out this store right here they may have a costume or something.

(Rade looks up to read the sign Spencer’s they walk in and start looking at the costumes and other gags you can pull on people.)

Rade: Hey honey check this out.

Girl: what is it?

Rade: It is a Michael Myers mask like the one off Halloween, you know like the one rozz has speaking of Rozz I need to call him.

(Rade reaches around to his side and grabs his cell phone and starts dialing rozz phone number, the phone rings about 7 times before rozz finally picks up the phone, rozz on the phone picks up and starts talking.)

Rozz: hello what in the world are you doing calling this time at night?

Rade: Night what are you wacked out it is 3o’clock in the evening.

Rozz: Oh no wonder it was dark I still had my eyes closed.

Rade: well you need to get up I need to talk to you about or partnership, I need to know if you are serious about going for the Tag Gold, cause I believe that we could really put it to snoops and assassin I think that we can beat those two very badly, if we put or selves together I think we can take those guys no problem, there just push cover’s who got lucky and won the belt.

Rozz: Yeah we would make a good team look how bad we beat Rayne together and he is a big guy, but we will have to get together and start working out as a tag team and try some moves out.

Rade: sounds like a plan to me I am ready for that I will use this match against Jack off to warm up, well I have to get off here I am running up my cell phone bill and I am poor and cant afford to pay it.

(Rozz laughing at Rade.)

Rozz: Ok poor boy I will let you go and shop.

Rade: talk to ya later, bye

Girl: So what did he have to say about every thing?

Rade: Well he is ready for his match and ready to become partners and Take home the Tag Gold, well did you find a costume while I was on the phone.

(Rade stops for a min. he hears and little kid crying he peeks his head around the coroner and there is a little boy standing there whipping his eyes as he is crying and looking for his mom.)

Rade: hey little kid did you loose your mom and dad?

Kid: Yes I lost my mom she was going to get me a costume and I turned around and she was gone, say are you that Rade guy on the G.W.A,

Rade: Why yeah do you watch it?

Kid: Yeah I watch it every Wednesday with my daddy, say think I could get your name on my shirt.

Rade: Sure I see no problem with it, but do you think your mommy would care if I wrote on your shirt, or would she get mad maybe we should wait and ask her, well hold on I will give you a piggy back ride and we will find your mom.

(Rade bends over and puts the kid on his shoulders and gives him and ride through the mall looking for his mom.)

Kid: I see her I see her she is over there in the women shoe, hey mom look at me.

(Rade bends over and puts the kid down the kid runs to his mom and grabs her by the hand and drags her over to Rade to show his mom, the boy ask his mom if Rade could sign his shirt and the mom thanked Rade and told her son yes so Rade Signed his first Autograph.)

Rade: thanks kid

Kid: your welcome now go and Kick jack Otis butt this week.

Rade: Sure thing kid you just watch he is not going to notice what is going to hit him when I step foot into that ring, he will think that a train came through and hit him.

Girl: There you are I thought I lost you I found the perfect costume for me and you, I go as Lois Lane and you go as Superman you have the body for it.

Rade: Grrrr baby I love it when you talk like that, I was wondering if we could go to the Virtual Reality center cause there is a new game I wanted to try out.

Girl: Sue why not why you do that I will go to the clothes outlet and buy some clothes.

Rade: Ok Just don’t spend that much money unless you think you can buy every thing with your looks, now I am going to head to the game center.

(Rade gets to the game and there is a line he looks and there is a game competion for that day for Virtual Wrestling so Rade goes and signs up, they start and Rade is put up against this guy Rade beat him in under 3 min., so Rade takes on this other guy and they fight for about a min. well this kid steps up and Rade sits there with a look on his face, Rade thinking to himself that this kid sucks and that he can beat him in no time well the match starts and after 45 min. worth of fighting Rade finally wins the match well the Championship goes on all day long about 5 hours later Rade wins the game and gets a trophy, Rade goes and looks for his girlfriend she is still in the shop trying on new clothes Rade shows her the trophy.)

Girl: Were in the world did you get that from?

Rade: I got it form a wrestling competion I entered in on a video game and I won, my hardest fight was a 12 year old kid that plays that game everyday, I bet that kid has no life well I am tired how about we go home and make a little love.

Girl: What are you talking we just meet each other like 2 weeks ago don’t you think we are rushing things here?

Rade: no I don’t think we are, well just maybe I am sorry I was thinking with the wrong head, well lets go out and get some supper or something what about some Japanese food over at Kobe’s steak house there at Creve coure that sounds good.

Girl: Sure why not we have nothing else to do so lets go to the car.

(Rade and the Girl walk to the car and hop in Rade brand new 1967 ford mustang, They leave the parking lot with the tires barking down the straight way. About 2 hours later they get to the restaurant cause Rade got lost well they go in and sit down and order.)

Rade: what are you getting I think I am going to get the Checking and the shrimp with a Pepsi to drink so what do you want to eat?

Girl: I think I am going to have the same thing you are eating.

Rade: ok well tell them, what we want cause I have to go to the bathroom and take me a leak.

(Rade Gets up and goes to the bathroom, he gets in the bathroom and a sudden pain hits his belly he starts getting gassy so he tries and goes to the bathroom.)

Rade: man I can’t believe it I have to go to the bathroom.

(The scene Fades as farting sounds comes out of the bathroom stall.)

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