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Date Posted: 23:18:00 09/17/01 Mon
Author: RADE
Subject: Fyre,rozz or R.DIDDY WHAT EVER YOUR NAME IS

(The scene opens up with a cameraman and Rade standing outside of a bar called love pub.)

Rade: this looks like a great place to get trashed tonight.

Cameraman: do what ever you want it’s your body.

Rade: don’t get lippy I will beat you worse than I have to do rozz this week, what name are you going to be next week rozz? Oh I got it what about shitbreath no I got it, puss sucker now that would work cause just the sight of you makes me sick, hell you are puss anyways you change your name from fyre to rozz what kind of name is that? It does not matter we are friends but come this week we will not have friends in this ring, and another thing I am getting tired of you making fun of me, you act like your shit don’t stink but I will tell you it does, I know what happened last week at that autograph session we had all those people that came up you paid them to act like they never even heard of me before and, you had them ask for yours, well im getting tired of your shit.


(As Rade is talking total d. walks up to talk to him about rozz.)

Rade: what in the world are you guys doing here?

Rayne: we heard you were here, we came to talk to you about fyre, my bad I meant ROZZ, and I would like to know what his deal is he thinks he is to good for total d. I guess.

Hayle: yeah he said that he is no longer with total d. so I guess he thinks he is better than us I guess, then he goes and changes his name I think that is just dumb why on earth would you want to change your name. Look at puff daddy he went from puff daddy, to Sean puffy combs, to p. diddy that’s just stupid.

Rade: well that’s fyre, oh excuse me I mean rozz for you, he always thinks he can make it by himself but he will learn one day when he has to fight storm then he is screwed.

Rayne: yeah eve I can’t beat him and I can for a fact whoop rozz’s ass no doubt about it.

Rade: what the hell was that all about last week when I was supposed to fight Lindsey and come to find out you beat the shit out of him, so instead of proving to everybody that I can beat Lindsey I had to fight Ted powers again, that’s a joke I hated having to beat his sorry ass again that’s just a joke hell that’s what that match was a joke, so lighting what are you going to do now since your tag partner is gone?

Lighting: I guess I have to go on my own and try to win some single competion, I really don’t know cause that was kinda of a surprise that he left just like that he didn’t even tell me about it.

Rayne: well hell nobody ever tells you anything causes you’re just to damn stupid to get it in your head.

(Everybody starts laughing at lighting.)

Rade: well hey lighting if you ever need a tag partner I am free for it just ask and I will be there with some ass whipping coupons to hand out buy one ass whipping and a second one free, but hey guys will you decide if I can be in total d. cause I really want to join you guys I will do anything to get in the group.

Rayne: well we don’t want pud smackers in the group.

Rade: well how in the hell did rozz ever get in this group then, I will prove to you guys that I can and will stomp his ass this week, in fact I would greatly appreciate if you guys will watch the match cause I will be wrestling for you guys so I can prove to you guys that I am worthy of running with you guys.

Rayne: maybe, we will have to think on it.

Rade: thanks, hey I will by the beers tonight cause I just got paid for whipping that rookies ass last week and for whipping powers ass witch was supposed to be Lindsey.

Rayne: well if your buying im drinking I just hope you have one hell of a check cause I am going to drink a shit load tonight, and the reason I beat the hell out of Lindsey is because he robbed me and hayle of or tag belts and we wont those back and we will do it at any cost.

Hayle: hell yeah I want our titles back I would really love to get them back from Lindsey and lita there both bitches.

Rade: so what did you guys think about that terriost attack on the twin towers and the pentagon?

Rayne: I would love to go and fight for the country, I would give the first poor bastard that even knew anything or even celebrating about the U.S.A. beening attacked I would give them one heck of a Rayne drop right on the ground as hard as I can.

Hayle: yep me too what ever it takes to find who is behind all of this.

Rade: I heard we was supposed to be going to war here for long, I heard we as the country was giving them 3 days to come up with Ben laden then we were coming in ourselves to find him and destroy him.

Rayne: shut up and drink.

Rade: ok man.

(They all start drinking after about 7 good cold beers they all started feeling pretty good, shooting pool and dancing.)

Rade: man for some reason I feel like I can kick anybody's ass actually right now I would love to tear rozz a new asshole, come this week he is not going to know what hit him, I am going to be on him like flies on shit, he will regret ever making fun of me at another autograph session, week after week after week you made fun of me guess what not anymore, I am going to put or friendship aside and give you a grade A ass whipping one like you have never had before, you went and picked on the wrong person yeah you messed up this time do you here me rozz come Wednesday you are fucked trust me bud you are.

Rayne: shut the hell up he is going to beat you like you owe him child support; he is going to beat your sorry ass all over that ring.

Rade: you now what you can keep saying that all you want cause I know for a fact that his ass belongs to Rade, so you better be praying to god and have his clear your sole of sins cause come this Wednesday you are dead meat.

Rayne: you can talk tough all you want but it does not make a difference, you may not watch rozz fight very much cause he is a good fighter.

Rade: yeah right he could not fight his way out of a paper bag he may act big and bad and talk like he is but he is not, I rember back when we were kids I made him cry I dropped kicked him right in the nuts, he dropped like a bag of shit he made a big splat, then this little girl made him cry cause she bitch smacked him, then in high school he got into a fight with this fat kid named Ethan witch that kid really beat his ass, I rember it rozz had a hockey stick and was chasing Ethan with it and Ethan turned around and punched rozz right in the face knocking him on his ass and started crying, well rozz was bleeding from his mouth and his nose, the next day his eyes were swollen shut cause Ethan knocked him hard.

Rayne: Great story but I think it is time to head out its already 3 am we need to get going.

(The scene fades as Rade and total d. head out of the bar staggering around bumping into people.)

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