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Date Posted: 23:25:04 09/24/01 Mon
Author: Rozz
Subject: RAYNE BIG MISTAKE


(The scene opens up with Rade and Rozz at Rozz’s house, you see Rozz and Rade playing mini golf on the computer.)

Rade: Shit how on earth do you keep making a hole in one every time on the same hole?


Rozz: Talent and that is what Rayne is going to see Wednesday in the cage match.

Rade: hell yeah he messed with the wrong people, he talks like he is bad but he is not I wanted to join up with total D. but I don’t think I could work with a asshole like Rayne, he is to damn bossy I don’t see how you stand to be around him all that time.

Rozz: it wasn’t easy, but this week I am going to kick his ass for all the times he mouthed
Me he will regret it too, if he thinks that fighting storm was hard well he has not seen nothing yet.

Rade: Yeah causes this week we have to pull together and whip his ass all over that cage, well Rayne what are you going to do now since you have rozz and me on your back? You said he never should of left Total D. well he did and there is nothing you can do to get him back, you know what your best bet would be hurry up and go and buy your daughter that Barbie jeep cause this week you will be lucky if we let you live so that would be a good going away present form her daddy.

Rozz: shut up and knock the balls in we still have 13 holes to shoot.


(Rade putts the ball, it hits the hole and bounces over it, Rade putts again and it goes right in.)

Rade: what do you think of that?


(Rozz laughing)

Rozz: You suck I now who is going to win this game and possibly even the match this week that is funny, you cant even hit a tiny ball in the hole, how on earth are you going to stick your boot in Rayne’s ass answer me that.

Rade: That’s easy, he has a big ass so I will be able to do it no problem, Rayne is just all talk and sometime action, if you think for one second that we are scared of you then you must have a thinking problem, I don’t care how big you are one shot to the nuts and you will drop like a sack of shit that you are.

Rozz: Yeah right good luck if you think you are going to get him in the nuts, he is going to beat are ass severally we will have to make sure our Medicare is paid up.

Rade: you cant think negative stuff like that then you will loose cause e you will think that you cant do it, like rember that time that you got into that fight with this guy named Eric krock and he stomped your ass, you came to school the next day with dryed up blood in your nose and one hell of a shiner on your eye, that hole day you kept saying to your self man I am going to get my ass kicked bad, well you kept saying that and he did whoop your ass pretty bad, so just keep saying good stuff.

Rozz: well you didn’t have to bring up old memories and what are you talking about I whooped his ass; I made him cry for his life.

Rade: that’s not what I heard.

Rozz: what did you hear?

Rade: I heard he made you say that you was his bitch and that he owned you, I heard he beat your ass pretty bad, about the same way we are going to kick Rayne’s, Hey who knows Rayne may bring the whole damn team of total D. that would be sweet that means more ass to kick.

Rozz: If he brings the whole team then we are really going to get hurt.

Rade: if your going to talk like that I hope you get the Rayne drop off the top of the cage, and as your falling to the canvas I will be laughing my head off cause I will remember the way you were talking today, Rayne of been in main events before, but that don’t impress me very much he is just a pushover.

Rozz: Just keep running your mouth and get a big head, cause Rayne will pop it if it gets too big, Rayne don’t take shit from nobody.

Rade: well we need to go we have a wedding to go too.

Rozz: who is getting married?

Rade: don’t you rember or cousin is getting married.

Rozz: that’s right then after that we can go to the reception and drink a few beers.

Rade: that’s what im talking about lets go and party.

(Rozz and Rade hop in Rade’s truck cause rozz’s jeep is broke.)

Rozz: can’t this thing go any faster?

Rade: hey right now I am going faster than your jeep is.

(Rade laughing.)

Rozz: shut up man.

Rade: well we are all most to the church, when we walk in don’t try and act like your bad and stuff like you always do, cause you will get into a fight and get your ass whipped.

Rozz: if that’s what you think.

The wedding starts and everybody stands as the bride makes her way down the aisle, Rozz is standing there and the next thing that happens is that he lets out a great big frat right there in the middle of the wedding, Rade turns around and starts laughing.)

Rozz: shut up man I have to take a dump, I have been holding it in since we left the house I should of went when I had the chance.

Rade: well its too late now dumbass, you should of went cause you cant go until it is over, so just squeeze those cheeks tight and just sit there with out farting.

Rozz: shut up man I will try and hold but I don’t know if I can.

Rade: why is Rayne already scaring the shit out of you?

Rozz: No im getting were I am pretty confidant that we are going to win the cage match, I think we have a chance.

Rade: ok shut up there getting ready to kiss.

(The Preacher now pronounced them man and wife and they kiss, well they all drive to the reception and start taping the keg.)

Rade: I would like to make a toast to the Bride and the Groom; I would like to wish you guys luck in life with each other and with your children down the road.

Rozz: cheers to that one.

Rade: ok lets hit that keg hard, I want to get messed up before our match this week, that way just incase I start to wrestle like crap I will not fill that much pain.


(Rade and Rozz go over to keg and start doing keg stands and drinking pretty heavy.)

Rade: man I am starting to fill well I fill like I can do anything; I think I can kick Rayne ass no problem.

Rozz: man I have to go to the bathroom, I think I have the beer shits.

Rade: You whimp, do you squat to pee too?

Rozz: shut up when I get back you better be ready to dance.

Rade: ok hurry and push it out.


(Rozz comes out of the bathroom waving his hand back and fourth in front of his face; about that time they start playing bad touch by the bloodhound gang and Rade and rozz start dancing.)

Rade: Hey rozz show us the famous worm that you can do.


(Rozz drops down to the floor doing the worm while Rade is beside him doing the moonwalk down the dance floor rozz gets up and people start giving him high fives.)

Rade: good job man this week we are to dance circles around Rayne, I would really like to be able to use my new move but I never get a chance too.

Rozz: it would really be neat if I get a chance to do the 3rd degree to Rayne on top of the cage that would be so cool if I could.

Rade: Yeah then after that if I could do my new move the Radiator that would be cool also.

Rozz: what is the radiator you have not told me about it yet?

Rade: the Radiator is a top rope full nelson suplex witch in this case I would to it off the to of the cage and throw Rayne right through a table or something of that sort.

Rozz: we don’t want to kill him, just hurt him very badly that way he will leave us alone, good god man he has a family to support, think of his kids how they would fill with out there daddy being there Christmas mourning.

Rade: yeah your rights we can just end his career for him, but enough talk and back to drinking.


(After about 12 or 13 beers apiece, Rade and rozz are starting to get pretty stupid going around pushing on people and mouthing them.)

Rade: Rozz man your girlfriend has a sweet ass, you are to share her.

Rozz: shut up man before I kick your ass man im not playing around.

Rade: so I guess you don’t want to know that one day she took me home, and we stopped by the car wash and made out for a couple of hours, man o man can she kiss.

Rozz: that’s it im am going to tear you a new ass right now, you can mouth all you want but you just pushed the wrong button on me.

Rade: well let’s take it outside that way we don’t wreck the wedding with your blood.


(Rozz starts outside and opens up the door you hear Rade in the back round saying something to Rozz.)

Rade: Hey rozz don’t let the door hit ya were the good lord split ya, I will be out in a min. I have to finish this beer cause I am not a wasteful whore like you.


(Rozz comes storming back in and mumbling under his breath he walks over to Rade and gives him a shove.)

Rade: I take it that your mad that’s good I want you to pin that anger up and hold it in till Wednesday and take it out on Rayne and not me, if you want to survive this match then you better be ready to fight and not be wuss, Rayne may be a big guy but guess what so are we and if we work together then lord knows what we can do together we maybe the next tag champs, we may just beat the hell out of Lindsey and lita and take the belts and then we can defend them against people like Rayne and hayle who talk bad and stuff but we no that they are not.

Rozz: Can you imagine you and me tag champs I can see it now, NEXT TO THE RING IS THE TAG CHAMPS ROZZ AND RADE, that has a ring to it.

Rade: well we will have to pull together and just see what we can do I believe that we can take him he is nothing in my eyes just another person to hand a free ass whippin too, if we loose at least we know we gave it our best, if we come out victories then we knew we could do it, but this cage match I want to have some blood in it for the fans I know that they like it so lets make Rayne bleed like a stuck hog.

Rozz: yeah that what I want is to see some blood, but not from us I want to be able to say hey we kicked Rayne’s butt, I would love too but if we do I bet he will have the rest of total D. come down and help him cause he is not man enough to win, he said we are not nothing to worry about so lets prove to him and the rest of the people that we are the best there is who knows maybe one day one of us will move on to fight storm and win.

Rade: ok now your starting to get ahead of yourself there, Fight storm and win, yeah right he could take us both at the same time no problem, I have watched his matches before and they are not pretty, I would hate to have to wrestle him he would kill me yet it would be a honor to wrestle him but I would be humiliated if I lost, loosing is just not a option for me, I hate it with all my heart.

Rozz: well nobody likes loosing there matches it just happens, even the best loose some time look at storm he lost to Chris damn awhile back, so see there not everybody can win there match.

Rade: but we are going to beat him down like he owes us money, I really want to hurt him very badly it is just driving me crazy.


(Time flies bye and Rade and Rozz get tired of the Reception and leave and go too a tattoo pallor to get one.)

Rade: I think I want a wild mustang on my arm I want him really muscled like he is running, and the wind is blowing through is mane of his hair, what are you going to get rozz?

Rozz: I don’t know I think I am going to wait and see what happens I might come back and get one.


(Rade goes up to the guy and asked him how much the tattoo is, Rade walks back to rozz with a sad look on his face.)

Rozz: what did he say?

Rade: He said it would cost me two hundred and seventy-five dollars I don’t have that right now I am poor I can barley afford to eat.

Rozz: well if we when this match just think of the pay check we will get, then you will be able to get that tattoo that you want no doubt about it.

(Rade and rozz walk out of the Tattoo parlor and start towards Rades truck as the scene fades to black.)

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