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Date Posted: 13:41:21 02/21/03 Fri
Author: Stef
Subject: Re: Ahhhhh
In reply to: Phat Boy 's message, "Re: Ahhhhh" on 17:36:37 02/20/03 Thu

>A guy walks into a bar and sees that there is a
>comptetion goin...So he goes in and he puts a fiver
>into the competition jar and he goes "Bartender wat am
>i suppose to do" The bartender goes "Well..Firstly
>Drink 12 shots then knock out the doorman in one
>punch(who was some 8ft brute at the front door) then
>drink 6 shots and pull out a loose tooth out of the
>dog round the back but be careful hes VERY VERY
>vicious after that drink another 6 shots and have sex
>with the 80yr old virgin upstairs" The guy goes ok i
>can do that. He drinks the 12 shots and is a bit tipsy
>goes up to the door man and punches him rite in the
>jaw and knocks him out...goes back drinks another six
>shots and he is now a bit drunk...he then goes out
>side and all that cud be heard for about 5 minutes was
>: Woof Ruf Ruf GRRRRRRRRRR...and the dog
>whimpering...the guy comes back inside drinks another
>6 shots and ses..."RITE now wer is dis old lady with a
>bad tooth"



im really thick and scottish and stuff so let me off but i dont get it!!!

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