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Date Posted: 16:14:20 11/10/02 Sun
Author: Matt
Subject:

Also...
In reply to: Matt 's message, "But..." on 16:10:10 11/10/02 Sun

"Fuck Her Gently" - Tenacious D (The Mighty D)

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetlyyyyyyyy!

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
THAT'S FUCKIN TEAMWORK!

Whats your favorite posish'?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from ZANZIBAR!!

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you HHHAAARRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
Harddddddddddddddd.............

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Replies:

And.. -- Matt, 16:17:23 11/10/02 Sun
- Random now... -- Matt, 16:27:04 11/10/02 Sun
  - Air Forces 1's -- Matt, 16:32:44 11/10/02 Sun
    - Fuckin' HAV' IT! -- Matt, 16:40:04 11/10/02 Sun
      - Re: Fuckin' TWATIN' IT! -- dj steve, 20:31:20 11/10/02 Sun
        Re: Fuckin' TWATIN' IT! -- Matt, 23:36:19 11/10/02 Sun
        Re: Fuckin' TWATIN' IT! -- J, 11:19:56 11/11/02 Mon
        Re: Fuckin' TWATIN' IT! -- DJ steve, 18:02:35 11/11/02 Mon
        Re: Fuckin' TWATIN' IT! -- Matt, 00:07:37 11/12/02 Tue
        Re: Fuckin' TWATIN' IT! -- J, 09:21:24 11/12/02 Tue
        Re: Fuckin' TWATIN' IT! -- Matt, 12:47:40 11/12/02 Tue
        Re: Fuckin' TWATIN' IT! -- J, 13:30:33 11/12/02 Tue
        Cunts... -- Paniz, 16:02:39 12/14/02 Sat
  - AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGH -- uSH, 17:45:07 11/12/02 Tue

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