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Date Posted: 15:38:44 01/16/03 Thu
Author: Matt
Subject: Re: Gig...town house...enfield...?!?!
In reply to: stef 's message, "Re: Gig...town house...enfield...?!?!" on 14:26:05 01/16/03 Thu

yeah, it's cos you're scottish...

i'm scottish to, but not by blood, i'm scottish by beer & 1 year single malt

i've been to Scotland a few times, and it worries me. first it's the only nation on earth to include a concealed knife in the sock, there's a clue there surely! and there's the Kilt.the kilt is the most MATCHO item of clothing in the universe! Scotsmen wear kilts with no underware so they can shag anything that moves as fast as possible without having to worry about flys & buttons and shit, and when i say anything i mean ANYTHING! And the sporran? do you have ANY clue what that represents?! it represents a mad badger clamped to the gonads. in the days of William Wallace (braveheart, yes the mel gibson film for anyone that isn't stef) when a highlander was feeling hungryhe would find a badger hole and dangle his balls outside the entrance as bait, then he would mock the badger saying "ye wee fookin' gliek badger ya are!" this would enrage the badger who would fly out of the hole and bite the scotsmans tackle. THEN the scot would run BOLLOCKS FIRST at a tree and stun the badger enough to free himself, the badger would then be killed with the knife and eaten raw.

never fuck with a scotsman, they throw huge logs for fun!

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