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Subject: Hey B.J.

Author:
Buck

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Date Posted: 19:56:16 07/18/02 Thu
In reply to: B.J. 's message, "Hey Buck its B.J." on 13:34:51 07/18/02 Thu

Hey B.J.,

I must say it's nice to see a young man with your political savvy. I could use someone with your brains to help with my write-in campaign in the Amazonia mayoral race. It would really help my effort to have a snazzy "Buck for Mayor" site.
I believe you asked me to discuss the red menace. I don't know what to say about that. A few folks are still confused I guess. Now I admire you for whooping your neighbor's ass, but next time try using your superior intellect. Allow me to recount for you how I recently interrupted red rally at the midway gas station. It involved two young men, whom we'll call Trotsky and Ivan.
"I don't want to get a job, but I guess I have to," Ivan told Trotsky. "I really need to have health insurance."
"That's so stupid. We really need a national health insurance system or some sort," Trotsky said. I'd had enough.
"Listen you two. I know you're afraid of getting AIDS from all the drugs you do, but a policy with Pink Cross ain't gonna help none."
"Excuse me," the Marxists said in unison.
"Listen, communism has failed. If you don't believe me, there's a book by Chinaman about it -- End of Commie History and the Last Marxist."
"That's not what that book's called," Ivan said defiantly. "And I don't think Fukuyama's that great anyway. A lot of his assertions seem unsubstantiated."
It was at this point I spit in their faces. Meanwhile, the clerk on duty joined my effort, yelling "I've got a gun and old glory. There ain't a court in Northwest Missouri that would convict me." They quickly ran away like a couple of girls.
So you see B.J., these leftist gorillas aren't that hard to deal with at all.

p.s. Be aware that at this moment Sharon and Arafat are sitting around eating falafel together and having a good laugh at our expense. I wouldn't be surprised if the president of Venezuela brought some chips and salsa to the party too. It's a scary world B.J., and Billary is the least of our problems.

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Re: Hey B.J.	B.J.	08:53:16 07/21/02 Sun