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Date Posted: 19:23:34 01/09/02 Wed
Author: Shakespeare's Ghost
Subject: A post made before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
No computer was stirring
Not even a mouse
When up from the floor
Raised a terrible din
'Twas the boys of CORRUPTED
From the Nitelink fell in
Our Scooby was bolloxed
And made the cats hiss
Bold Morgan was gee-eyed
And Emmet was pissed
Poor Anto was flootered
And tripped on his beard
And sent the cats flying
With yowling so weird
Then DG said "Fuck it!
Y'ill waken me Ma!"
So they piled on the sofa
And tried not to laugh
While DG crept out
To the freezer all crunchy
In search of some grub
For to quiet their munchies
He dumped out some waffles
And bagel bite bits
And some kind of sausage
And some greenish shit
He found in the back
Of a yellow container
That looked just like someone
Had puked through a strainer
He lashed them all into
A pan with a lid
And crept to the front room
To pick out some vids
When Scooby called out
"Jays, I think we've a burglar.
I just heard a thump on the roof
Most peculiar."
Then down from the chimney
Came a great fall of soot
And there right behind it
A size fourteen foot
And as our brave boys
Bugged in stunned disbelief
On the mat stood this
Bastarding, red-suited thief.
The cheeky aul skite
He'd done a few blags
Already that night
By the look of his bag
It bulged out with parcels
and packets beguiling
But right now the aul shite
Was in for a hiding.
Emmet sat up from
A quick boozy nap
As DG delivered
The stranger a slap
And as the fat burglar
Looked round him in woe
Anto he kicked him
Right square in the hole
The felon he roared out
A terrible oath
As Scooby reached up
To grab him round the throat
But worse was to come
In his battle with death
When Morgan let rip
With his foul Devil's Breath
The terrible massacre
Came to a stop
When the smoke alarm siren
It started to pop
And DG remembered
His pan full of grub
On the stove since the time
They'd come in from the pub.
Twas enough for the aul fella
Him with the swag
He lepped for the fireplace
Clutching his bag
But just before scooting
To his getaway sledgy
Scooby and Anto gave him
A huge wedgy
And so Christmas Eve
Ended with a scrap
As CORRUPTED defended
Their headquarters shack
And put out a fire
On the stove in the pan
And battered a burglar
And drank a few cans
But when Christmas Day
Dawned with hangovers plenty
Their stockings they found
Were both smelly and empty
This state of affairs
Wasn't sad to them cos
They enjoyed beating crap
Out of poor Santy Claus...
Happy Christmas one and all.

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