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Date Posted: 10:34:34 10/23/01 Tue
In reply to:
Dave fall over and spill vodka on floor bloor
's message, "free porn" on 08:08:41 10/23/01 Tue
Conkers. Exactly. Well Mr porn king, on our excellent adventure around London and it`s surrounding distict, we stumbled on the rather pleasant leafy suburb of Wimbledon, down one of these streets myself and my cohort Mr Fisher were amazed by the poshnes of the neighbourhood as even the conkers were immaculatley bred, yes thats right, to pluck a conker from a tree was an absolute pleasure, not like those filthy Brummie conkers, no, the posh Cockney conkers guarantee a fat brown fruit and to make things even more peachy, that have none of those nasty spikes on them! Spiffing bitches!Anyway, my job sucks get us a fat sell out`s record deal please.
Ps, That porn you gave out is shit!!! fifteen minutes long, ten mins of which is a rather unflattering close up , and one dirty cumshot.Not impressed, I demand more!!!
Oh , and not a ladyboy in site.
tah rah fah nah.
Jon.
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