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Date Posted: 14:58:57 09/03/02 Tue
Author: Winfield Scott Hancock/Squidward Tentacles/Charles Fort
Subject: Desertation!

DEATH TO ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BYE BYE PSYCHOS, I'M LEAVIN' YOU IDIOTS BEHIND FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEE YA ALL IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.: Broken Glass is a decent site, but there are a LOT better ones out there. Or haven't you been elsewhere?

Bagnuts . . . clever, funny . . . crap.

Come on and come after me with chain saws and "peanut butter" (ooh, I'm shakin' in my boots). General Caldwell, General Gibbon, General Hays! Alert General Meade at once! We got an army of psychos with "peanut butter" and muffins out to get us.

Meade: Let the XI Corps deal with 'em! (LOL!)

Howard: I'm ashamed you hold my corps in such contempt.

Meade: Fuck off and get a sense of humor, General Howard!

Sickles: Ooh, here comes the "bagnuts"! LOL!

Reynolds: Next they'll be attacking us with soda! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Buford: Sir, we've located Lee's army . . .

Meade: Shut up, Buford. We gotta stop the "Bagnuts!" HA HA HA HA HA!

Sedgwick: My corps won't arrive 'till tomorrow.

Meade: Don't worry, John, I'm sure there'll be plenty of peanut butter to go around! Ask General Lee for a truce and see if he finds the Zim fans a sufficient threat to call a truce!

Sykes: Sir, my scouts have been pelted with plush dolls! We're taking "heavy casualties"! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Meade: Ask them if they can give us butter for the "bagnuts"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What's next? Sequened . . . MILKSHAKES?"

"Bow-tie . . . FRENCH FRIES?"

In the existance-nonexistance of the hyphen, I have yet to see such stupidity-intelligence.

Zim is DEAD!!!!!! ACCEPT IT, PSYCHOS!

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