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Date Posted: 00:31:02 10/12/02 Sat
Author: Dr. Invader Rhett
Subject: Second Part!

Rhett is sitting at his computer desk trying to unleash his evil plot, if he knew how to use a computer. "..........wait...wait....I can do this...." "Sir! You've been at it for days now, watch the news, get some fresh air!" Letter B said. "Fine! Turn on CNN!!" Letter B turns on CNN. "And another act of terror in America takes place, as another sniper strikes..." "Turn it off, Letter B!" B turns CNN off. "Why sir?" "I despise people who commit horrible acts just for fun! People who do such acts are _S_T_U_P_I_D_!!!" Rhett turns back to the computer monitor. "............wait.......wait......" Rhett steadily moves the arrow to the e-mail. Sweat pouring down his face, he clicks. A normal e-mail box pops up. "...........I......I.......MUST CLICK X!!!11!!" He then clicks on the X [or exit button, whatever you call it]. He slams his head on the desk several times before "LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS!!!!11!!!1!" "Sir....I have a trump card up my sleeve..." Letter B tells him. "Why would you have some type of card in your shirt?" "What I mean is that instead of you doing something you have no idea about, we have created someone who would have alot of knowledge about this type of thing." "Steven Spielberg?" "........................uhhh...no sir.....one who uses the internet for all the wrong reasons.....the Average American Teenage Boy!" A door opens up like on Star Trek and and young teenager walks through. "Where's the soda?" he asks. "........You created him?" Rhett asks B. "Yes sir, he is a testube baby!" "........right.......anyway....how is that card in your shirt supposed to help again?"

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