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Date Posted: 14:55:54 05/17/02 Fri
Author: GIR_336
Subject: Another poem dedicated to Zim

I guess by now you're probably over the Zim is cancelled thing, but here's a poem I made up. (It's free verse, nonrhyming, so it's probably lame.)

GIR IS WATCHING OVER US

How we laugh when we hear your voice
Contorted in many ways.
How we hear your funny lines
And we laugh it up.

Whether you’re disobeying Zim or dancing like a monkey
GIR, you’re always funny,
Even when you don’t make sense.
But GIR, you’re being threatened by:

Nickelodeon, the pig of pigs.
Didn’t care much for you to begin with.
Now they want to get rid of you
And replace you with “Butt Ugly Martians”.

The horror when those gayish blobs
Of horrid techno-clay
Take your time slots with their horrid faces
That look like blobs of shit.


I pity you, for having to compete with
The Gayest Show On Earth.
You’re too good for Nick, too funny,
Even when you’re disgusting.

Someday we Zim fans
Will turn on our TVs
At 1:00 on Sunday to see
Those space fags where you should be.

And then we’ll march on Nick,
And destroy the Butt Ugly Masturbators.
There’ll be justice in the world
When we destroy Pure Evil.

But no matter what, my favorite li’l robot,
We’ll always love you, GIR.
Whether dressed as a doggy or just plain you
We’ll love you just the same.

Through thick or thin (or gayish wannabe shows)
We’ll wait patiently until we hear “I love this show!”
One last time.

~ Dedicated to the memory of GIR, Zim, Dib, Gaz, and all of the rest ~

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