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Date Posted: 01:18:00 03/31/04 Wed
Author: BadPenguin
Author Host/IP: ACA25B8F.ipt.aol.com / 172.162.91.143
Subject: Ooh, ooh! *waving hand frantically like Horshak* I have a sure eliminator....
In reply to: veggieburger (while waiting for new AtS eps) 's message, "A new game/Angel Reality Series to while away the time" on 00:03:32 03/31/04 Wed

Okay, so this is the challenge...

You must read aloud the full text of a George Bush speech, with normal pacing (that is no long pauses while you look somewhere else)....

And you must read it while a nekkid Spike is five feet away, holding it over his head on cue-cards.

(except for you straight guys, then it's a naked Cordelia doing the holding)









Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with.... *dum, dum, duuuummmmmm*

... a Herring!

*and the crowd goes wild*

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[> Curses, foiled again! I really must learn to pay attention to the instructions. :-( -- Bad and apparently semi-literate Penguin, 01:43:20 03/31/04 Wed (ACA25B8F.ipt.aol.com/172.162.91.143)

OK, so I forgot to introduce myself. Don't shoot me. (That means you, Wes!)

Hi, I'm BadPenguin and I'm ready to compete! To quote Buffy-bot, "Evildoers, beware!"


I'm 3'7" (110 cm) of fast, flexible fighting machine. I like late night dips in freezing water and Herring-snacks. To paraphrase Buzz Lightyear, "I may not be able to fly... but I can fall with style!" :-D

I've watched Buffy since season 5 and Angel from season 2 (since it followed right after Buffy back then). My favorite characters have been Willow, Cordelia, Anya & Faith. My favorite ship is Spaith, though I still have a soft-spot for Wilah. My favorite hangouts are the GMT & DSN on the blue board, but evil work and even more evil life have seriously curtailed my online playtime. *sulk*

I'm a recovering spoiler-whore who's mostly spoiler free for this season. I'm foregoing the kevlar vests the Prudent Whores used to hand out, trusting that if the series end is disappointing, it'll just tick me off instead of rip my heart out. On the other hand, I'm printing out WTF and BS signs I'm going to feel free to flash vigorously and prominently if warranted during the finale, so just watch your step Mr. Joss Whedon! I'm keeping an eye on you and I'm on to your little games!


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