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Date Posted: 00:03:32 03/31/04 Wed
Author: veggieburger (while waiting for new AtS eps)
Author Host/IP: s89641-2.savvis-internet.uslsan3-bsn.savvis.net / 209.223.191.18
Subject: A new game/Angel Reality Series to while away the time

From the tasteless boneheads who brought you “Fling Entrails on Your Girlfriend” and “Washed Up Grade C Celebrities Living Together”, it’s the rip-off of MAD MAD HOUSE for the terminally bored Waiting-For-New-Angel-Ep-Boardies.

THE ANGEL REALITY SERIES – VAMPED VAMPED HOUSE

Hi! We’re the five Vampeds

ANGEL: A broody vampire!
FRILLYRIA: An Old One …in an eye-popping latex outfit!
GUNN: An ethically challenged lawyer
WES: A ballistic rogue demon hunter
LORNE: A Broadway star waiting to happen, sweetcheeks!

Spike runs in

SPIKE: And me! I’m here too!

ANGEL: The nice voiceover man said “Five”, Spike.
SPIKE: Oh, bloody hell, aren’t we over all this sibling rivalry yet?
FRILLYRIA: Shut up, you two! (freezes time). Live with us here in the resurrected Hyperion Hotel as one by one, our contestants are eliminated…
WES: We shoot them?
FRILLYRIA: …from the competition.
GUNN: Each week, each one of us will judge the contestants on how well they fit into our world. They’ll face several trials.
LORNE: Such as joining in a monster-hunting expedition or running a demon karaoke bar.
ANGEL: The winner of the trial will be safe from elimination
GUNN: And remember – juries can be bought.
(they look at him)
GUNN: Well, they can!
SPIKE: The sorry loser, I mean the contestant who fails to achieve personal growth…
ANGEL: Or to endure extreme angst and physical suffering…
SPIKE: …will be asked to leave by the each of us placing a token around their neck.
LORNE: I will place this feather boa around the contestant.
ANGEL: I’ll place this symbolic charm necklace…
SPIKE: Is that a dried up walnut?
ANGEL: It’s a silver-plated dried up walnut, if you don’t mind.
FRILLYRIA: I will place this stethoscope…
WES: I’ll place this bullet-proof vest…
(they all look at him)
WES: Kevlar-coated neck brace?
(they look at him)
WES: Spent bullet shell on a chain.
GUNN: And I’ll place this tiny miniaturized law diploma laser engraved on a rice grain.

FRILLYRIA: It’s time for our contestants to introduce themselves and endure their first trial.
LORNE: The first trial is a piece of cake, pumpkin tart!
GUNN: Just introduce yourself and suggest a trial – one that will leave your fellow contestants groveling and whining while you emerge victorious.
FRILLYRIA: I will randomly choose a winner from the names on these slips of paper jumbled up inside this ancient ornamental sarcophagus. Knox! Roll the sarcophagus!
(Knox enters)
KNOX: (to Frillyria) Am I still your Croissant?
FRILLYRIA: No, and you’re not my Krah-whatever it was either.
KNOX: (grins) Doesn’t matter. I’m with The King.
(Wes shoots Knox)
WES: I believe Elvis has just left the building.
ANGEL: It’s time to begin our first episode of VAMPED VAMPED HOUSE.
SPIKE: So, introduce yourselves and suggest a trial.
ANGEL: (to Spike) Shut up.
SPIKE: You shut up.

Okay, contestants, if you’re willing to play – introduce yourself and suggest a trial for the next episode of VAMPED VAMPED HOUSE.

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[> *laughs* Was a bit worried my fav wasn't going to be there ;) -- Gemma, 00:21:01 03/31/04 Wed (dialup-166.204.220.203.acc01-fred-lau.comindico.com.au/203.220.204.166)

I like this :)
Welcome Back sweetie!!!!((((((((hugs)))))))))
OK I need to suggest something.. Can it be something involving whipped cream, blindfolds and running naked?
Wouldn't be me if I didn't ask for these things ;)


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[> [> Hi, Gem {{{hugs!!}} Okay, the first trial shall be as you suggest! -- veggieburger, 00:47:39 03/31/04 Wed (s89641-2.savvis-internet.uslsan3-bsn.savvis.net/209.223.191.18)

Something involving whipped cream, blindfolds and running naked it shall be!


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[> Ooh, ooh! *waving hand frantically like Horshak* I have a sure eliminator.... -- BadPenguin, 01:18:00 03/31/04 Wed (ACA25B8F.ipt.aol.com/172.162.91.143)

Okay, so this is the challenge...

You must read aloud the full text of a George Bush speech, with normal pacing (that is no long pauses while you look somewhere else)....

And you must read it while a nekkid Spike is five feet away, holding it over his head on cue-cards.

(except for you straight guys, then it's a naked Cordelia doing the holding)









Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with.... *dum, dum, duuuummmmmm*

... a Herring!

*and the crowd goes wild*


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[> Curses, foiled again! I really must learn to pay attention to the instructions. :-( -- Bad and apparently semi-literate Penguin, 01:43:20 03/31/04 Wed (ACA25B8F.ipt.aol.com/172.162.91.143)

OK, so I forgot to introduce myself. Don't shoot me. (That means you, Wes!)

Hi, I'm BadPenguin and I'm ready to compete! To quote Buffy-bot, "Evildoers, beware!"


I'm 3'7" (110 cm) of fast, flexible fighting machine. I like late night dips in freezing water and Herring-snacks. To paraphrase Buzz Lightyear, "I may not be able to fly... but I can fall with style!" :-D

I've watched Buffy since season 5 and Angel from season 2 (since it followed right after Buffy back then). My favorite characters have been Willow, Cordelia, Anya & Faith. My favorite ship is Spaith, though I still have a soft-spot for Wilah. My favorite hangouts are the GMT & DSN on the blue board, but evil work and even more evil life have seriously curtailed my online playtime. *sulk*

I'm a recovering spoiler-whore who's mostly spoiler free for this season. I'm foregoing the kevlar vests the Prudent Whores used to hand out, trusting that if the series end is disappointing, it'll just tick me off instead of rip my heart out. On the other hand, I'm printing out WTF and BS signs I'm going to feel free to flash vigorously and prominently if warranted during the finale, so just watch your step Mr. Joss Whedon! I'm keeping an eye on you and I'm on to your little games!


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[> hi. my name is gretch. -- gretch, 08:33:33 03/31/04 Wed (cvg-65-27-148-162.cinci.rr.com/65.27.148.162)

gretch of the bodacious boobies tribe. i am a prudent spoiler whore. sides princess. owner of a fabulous wonderfalls board. lover of all things ME. lover of timmy minear. and i'm whiling my life away on the internet...and lovin' every darn minute.

let's see. a challenge. i think it should be some sort of drinking contest. beer bongs...or tequila shooters...because the aftermath would be just that funny.


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[> I am Geraint Jr. -- Geraint Jr. *Half-staked vamps fart dust*, 01:16:01 05/11/04 Tue (cache-rm06.proxy.aol.com/152.163.253.6)

I am the answer to the question, "What if David Fury were Brad-Pitt-variety smokin' hot?"

I enjoy living the contradiction of going spoiler-free and hanging on the sopiler board.


The Challenge should involve jaws and thighs, none shaven. For straights, ladies meet Wes's jaw, gents meet Harmony's thighs. For non-straights, do the math, or pick 'em.


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