::pulls up next to the waitress:: I used to work in a resturaunt. Yeah. This one time, I was waiting on this guy, and he had a monkey on his back. So, of course, I say, you know, this is a pet free area. Then the next day, this guy is back! So I say, get the hell out of here! So I'm sitting here, and I just know he's coming, and sure enough, the guy is back. And I am totally fed up, so I grab the monkey, bring it to the back of the kitchen, and beat the hell out of it. So I go out to wait tables, and there's like, 7 tables lined up, it's this big PETA convention, man. And they all had baseball batts too. Boy, was I scared." -- Diner

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