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Date Posted: 14:35:33 07/29/00 Sat
Author: Rose
Subject: Re: Titanic
In reply to: ? 's message, "Re: Titanic" on 16:10:21 05/27/00 Sat

> > I just got a director's cut version of Titanic that
> > shows the scene between Rose and Jack in full
> > detail!!! HOLY SHIT, IT'S GOT ANAL PENETRATION
> > SHOTS!!! YEAH, TAKE IT, ROSIE!!! WOOOOOOOOODOGGIES!
> > My favorite new quote is "Yeah, Jack, pump my ass
> like
> > it was a flat tire!!!"
>
> Where did you get that?

Actually, I lied- I didn't get it in the store or anything.......I just made it myself using my granddad's reel-to-reel with my dog, Sparky, and a blow up doll that was popped. It's really quite sad when I have to make love to a deflated balloon just to get off......but then again, I could always have substituted old Sparky for the role.....in fact, I think I'll go and do that right now.....

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