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Date Posted: 12:18:23 02/21/02 Thu
Author: Tiny
Subject: Ok course!
In reply to: Black Magic 's message, "Haha" on 01:38:49 02/21/02 Thu

>I knew a blonde that was so
>stupid......
>
> - she called me to get my phone number.
> - she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
>juice box because it said "concentrate."
> - she put lipstick on her forehead because she
>wanted to make up her mind.
> - she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
> - she told me to meet her at the corner of
>"WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
> - she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
> - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
> - she tried to drown a fish.
> - she thought a quarterback was a refund.
> - she got locked in a grocery store and
>starved to death.
> - if you gave her a penny for her thoughts,
>you'd get change back.
> - they had to burn the school down to get her out
>of third grade.
> - under "education" on her job application,
>she put "Hooked On Phonics."
> - she tripped over a cordless phone.
> - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she
>slept.
> - at the bottom of the application where it
>says "sign here"...she put "Sagittarius."
> - she asked for a price check at the Dollar
>Store.
> - it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
> - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be
>speechless.
> - she studied for a blood test.
> - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare
>center.
> - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
> - she thought she needed a token to get on
>Soul Train.
> - she sold the car for gas money.
> - when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not
>admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
> - when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
>around the home, she moved.
> - she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your
>phone bill.
> - when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22
>bus twice instead.
> - when she took you to the airport and saw a
>sign that said
> "Airport Left" she turned around and went
>home.
>
>
>Isn't it great???

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