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Date Posted: 14:47:04 04/05/00 Wed
Author: James T. Ferris Xcalibur
Subject: new poem

Cool, I've been looking for a place to post poetry for a while, and this board looks just fine!
here it goes:

Late at night
When they're all asleep
I sneak into the cupboard
for a salty treat
maybe a cracker
or chips and dip or pie
or maybe my own ejaculate,
OW SHIT! I got it in my eye!!
now I fell off of the counter
and my pants are still off and are around my ankles
mom and dad heard me fall
fuck they're coming!! oh goddamnit!! why'd i do this!!??
ow...and my jizzy eye still hurts!! FUCK!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
thanks, if you'd like more of my wonderful poetry, then email me by the adress supplied

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