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Date Posted: 13:23:40 11/05/02 Tue
I used to hang out with Dan a long time ago when we both lived in Ware. Sometimes we`d skate Waltham Cross or we`d session the local spots, or spot- this crappy little double sided curb in this school. Good times. Anyway, what Im about to tell you happened around the time Dan was working as a greenkeeper at the local golf course. He was still living with his family at that time, but they were moving soon, without him. Dan hated his dad, really fucking hated him and I dont think he was too stoked on the rest of his family either. This one time after a heavy session at the spot, we stopped by the 7-11 for some drinks. On the way home he started to tell me about all the sick things he`d done to get back at his family for evicting him. It started off with the classic piss in the cup of tea gag and "rimming" the toothbrushes but Dan wasnt satisfied to leave it at that. Spit in the shampoo, arse hair in his Dads instant hot chocolate, he even wanked off into the milk, milk that his whole family used, ruthless bastard. He was fucking howling when he told me this too. He said his latest little trick was to use his dirty work socks (after a day of labouring at the golf course) to dry the dishes with. Even though I thought he was bordering on mental illness, in a sick way it was quite amusing, but I told him maybe he should call it quits. He couldnt stop though, he said he would stay up at night trying to come up with more sick pranks to pull on them, I think he was hooked. Anyway, in the end his family moved to Peterborough or somewhere, they never found out about any of the horrors they`d been subjected to. A warning- if Dan Cates is ever at your place, keep a close eye on him at all times. Given the opportunity, he would not hesitate to commit more acts of domestic sabotage.
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