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Date Posted: 15:23:05 11/16/00 Thu
Author: Francis, The Morbid Stranger, Soyer
Author Host/IP: user-24-214-84-176.knology.net / 24.214.84.176
Subject: This Message is for The Captain. Gutless Terd

Welcome to HappyDrunks.com, the premier site on the Internet for drinking and entertainment.

(I doubt that Captain. This site is seriously lacking in the areas of content and design. Plus, the only people whoever frequented this site were the CWO kids and all the foreign wankers and blokes. Plus, happydrunk.com is much better and far more entertaining)

I promised you winy bastards I'd update on September 1st, and guess what...I did. Now leave me and my whiskey the hell alone.

(Well, actually you promised that the site would be up April 1, 2000. So who you calling winy bitch faggot?)

Let me tell you all a little story...as some of you know, I'm in the U.S. Air Force. I was flying in a C-130 over Bosnia when we came under heavy fire. Shrapnel ripped through my leg and I jumped out the back with nothing but my parachute, my rifle, 100 rounds, and a bottle of whiskey. I didn't want to lose the whiskey, so I chugged it down during my descent to ground level. After I hit the ground I was surrounded by 50 men. (And after they refused your request to give them all a blowjob) I dove to a fortified position (and took it up the ass)and killed 30 men with my rifle bullets, but then I was out. After that i jumped up and killed the other 20 bastards with my bare hands.(and pumped them in the ass) The moral of the story is: Don't fuck with me when I'm drinking. (or dont be a fag like Josh)

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