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Date Posted: 15:25:59 10/13/00 Fri
Author: Francis
Author Host/IP: user-24-214-84-60.knology.net / 24.214.84.60
Subject: Angry Youth in the News

the article started with a simple quote....
"in retrospect, I guess lighting the match wasn't the best idea" said Mr. Angry Youth.
Angry Youth is said to have deposited a gerbil up his rectum for stimulation purposes. When the gerbil got stuck up in there, Mr. Youth started to panic.
"I was going nuts....I mean, how was I going to explain this one to my insurance agent after I get out of the ER?"
Mr. Youth added, "this is how I became Angry Youth. I mean, I was pissed on top of being humiliated after the ambulance came to pick me up."
More on the story....
To get the gerbil out, Mr. Youth lit a match and stuck it near his posterior in hopes of startling the gerbil out. Well, things went south when Youth let out gas. The fart gas mixed with the sulfer from the match caused a chemical flame to rise up his back, eventually, catching his hair on fire. This is when neighbor, Mike Gaylord, ran over and called 911. Mr. Youth was then treated for 3rd degree burns on his scalp and back.
Later this month there will be a Walk-A-Thon to raise money for Angry Youth.

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