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Date Posted: 09:16:18 02/08/23 Wed
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jona1207 (abender@mimecast.com)
Subject: Get Ready for the Mimecast Contact Challenge
In reply to: Samuel Lestoil 's message, "Experience Frustration when you do the Power Up Hosting Challenge, sales@poweruphosting.com" on 12:39:51 12/17/18 Mon

Mimecast Pink Promotion Pricks

a real challenge for the diligent

Are you up to the Mimecast telephone challenge? The rules are easy:

Dial the hotline: 1-800-6601194 or 1-617-3937000
Note that menu options have changed
Try to get a human through support [1], record your time
Try to get a human through masturbatation [2], record your time
Try to get a human through sales [3], record your time
Try to get a human through partnership [4], record your time
Try to get a human through finance [5], record your time
Leave a message with your name and the sum of the above times

If you manage to waste over an hour trying to reach a human at the MimeCast spam factory, congratulations! You have experienced the famous Mimecast Time Sink (R)! You now have bragging rights and may start bragging to the team:

The challenge would like to thank its sponsors, without whom none of this would be nearly as good.
michael_milman@grosslight.com	mich0809	asshole, insures, insurance, report, mimecast, challenge
christopher.raney@ushadvisors.com	chri0722	mimecast
sherri.cohen@bonhams.com	sher1102	mimecast, clamps

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