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Subject: relax! Author: bro j [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 23:22:24 03/26/02 Tue BOY : May I hold your hand?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour. PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Man : You remind me of the sea. Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? Man : NO, because you make me sick. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter? Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]