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Date Posted: 17:57:30 10/13/04 Wed
Author: Hambone B. Insensed
Subject: Re: John F**K Kerry
In reply to: Marv 's message, "John F**K Kerry" on 16:16:53 10/12/04 Tue

>Subject: Who will be Kerry's Housekeepers?
>
>Something I never even thought about? Interesting!
>
>You will pay upkeep/Secret Service for 5 Kerry
>mansions.
>
>It is good to be John F. Kerry....... The F stands for
>Forbes in case you
>ever wondered.
>
>He is one of the richest Senators in Government.
>When someone is elected
>president, it means the Secret Service has to protect
>the President and his
>family as well as his property.
>
>The Kerry's have five US properties not counting the
>several foreign
>properties they own too. The cost to run these homes
>are more than what the
>average American could afford, even if the rent was
>free, and all you had
>to pay the water, gas &electric. Including ground
>keepers, maintenance,
>pool, and house keepers. To be President
>would require the taxpayers to pay for all that now if
>elected. Including a
>complete staffed Secret Service security 24 hours a
>day. In addition to
>that we will have to pay for each of their homes for
>security improvements
>even if they never go to them all there is that just
>in case. Who do you
>think will pay for all this? We Pay!
>
>This takes all the expense off Kerry and puts it on
>us. Nevertheless,
>factor another major cost to Americans that Kerry does
>not want you to know
>about.
>
>Becoming president would automatically include taking
>care of all their
>properties with Secret Service Agents that includes 5
>agents per 6 hour
>shift 4 times a day 365 days of the year for the rest
>of their lives so
>long as they own those properties. It comes with being
>President once you
>are elected. It requires us the taxpayers, to pay for
>this
>as well as his annual salary as well as his
>retirements including the cost
>of living adjustments to boot.
>
>These salaries and protect all their real estate
>property with Secret
>Service Agents and pay the bills for the rest of his
>life.
>
>In addition, feed the Secret Service Agents and rotate
>new ones every 6
>hours for the rest of his life.
>
>Do the math. Five properties need to be protected.
>This requires five
>Secret Service Agents per shift, daily every six
>hours, per property! That
>is 20 Secret Service Agents per day per property
>everyday including
>Holidays. Wow, what does that cost?
>
>Lets say an average of 20 agents per property, each
>earning a about $60K
>per agent to survey the perimeters and protect. Now
>times that by five
>properties so far.
>That is if the Kerrys do not buy any more properties
>afterwards. This also
>includes the Agents vehicles and repairs, gas,meals,
>days off, paid
>vacation, and medical plan visits etc per agent.
>
>Who pays? YOU pay, the whole time they are alive after
>becoming President!
>Is this the best use of our tax money electing Kerry
>to take care of all
>their properties both foreign and domestic? On the
>other hand, shouldn't he
>pay for his own? Yet, the Presidential salary could
>not afford it.
>
>The more I think about paying for Kerrys properties
>everyday, just makes me
>happy keeping President Bush all the more merrier.
>Without raising taxes to
>boot.
>
>How on earth would Kerry pay for everyone to have
>Healthcare,increase our
>military, and have us pay to protect his investments,
>all without raising
>our taxes? Tax and spend Kerry is his party motto.
>
>Which really has to make you wonder why anyone with
>his wealth, would take
>a salary of that of a U.S. Senator, never mind wanna
>be President? Do you
>believe him now why he needs to be the Prez? To serve
>the people? On the
>other hand, the people serve Him and his wife! >>>>>>!!! How Do?? Dat lantern jawed cocksukkus ort not be takin' whut lil' bit ob muny weuns git, jus' to keep he tratiorouse ass an' dat ketchup bottle he hung up wif in de clover. Hell, Ol' Bone gonna run fo' prexidents. Mebbe he git dem seekret surbbices mens an' wimmins to come down heah an' rake dat cow doo outn' he barn 'fore Bone git de mad Cowshit zeease. Den, dey kin tek ober de quiklime dooties at de two hole outhous so dem yeller jackets doan bite de Bonses on dey asses. Ol' Bone doan lak nobody, mans or wimmin, whut got an accent lak Hinerich Himmler. Make de ENTIRE Hambonezone Nerbous. Hellfar, Mungo be hidin' in de 'tater cellar till de 'lecktshun be ober. Nex thang you knows, dey will be down heah sniffin' 'roun fo Ol' Bone's 'Salt weppin. Bone fight 'bout dat, dey take he 'salt weppin how Bone gonna fix he 'maters an' taters an' wallymelon. Hell, hit jus' a lil' ole shaker ennyhow. Look jus' lak Aunt Jemimah. Bone lost he Unca' Mose pepper shaker. Got dem thangs way back yonder fo' 'bout 29 sense an' a cupon in de 50's. Ol' Bone done thought 'bout hit, an' dat Kerry foo' look lak somebody whut snap dey fangers to git yo' tention. Brother Bush look, sometimes,lak a deer in de hedlites. Make up yo' mine Gawge, kick ass an' fuk de kolatteral damage, or run yosef a polittickly koreck war. Burn out de nes'. Nits make flies. Ol' Bone gonna wrat in B.B. Kang fo' prexidents. Dese other foos' is slam out ob han'!!! Eat mo' grits an' garlik. Gawd Bless, Bone

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Re: John F**K Kerry -- Marv, 16:15:36 10/14/04 Thu