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Date Posted: 10:39:30 01/05/04 Mon
Author: dtort
Subject: Re: Cyclone comin' Part II
In reply to: Marv 's message, "Re: Cyclone comin' Part II" on 17:28:04 01/02/04 Fri

>>>The Hurricane passed on Christmas day (vodka) I'm
>>>actually a beer man but what the hey?? Hollidays ya
>>>know. Today is the Pat Obrien's Cyclone (Rum) I know,
>>>it's a little early 9:00 AM But again , What the
>Hey,
>>>Watching the Outback bowl, I owe A and Flar da.
>Games
>>>all day. (I know...(OH, I DON'T WATCH FOOTBALL)
>(Damn
>>>Phonies) Just like (OH, I NEVER LISTEN TO RUSH, or
>I'M
>>>NOT A PRUDE BUT...) LOL End Rant NR 1....Actually
>this
>>>Holliday was pretty neat. For the first time in my
>>>life There was no Tree, No outside decos..The wife
>put
>>>out some Christmas candles and a minature nativity
>>>scene... That was it, not even a wreath on the door.
>
>>>Haaaa Take that you f'ing libs, nothing to protest
>>>here. (Outside) Damn, if they had seen the manger
>>>scene, minature as it was...But... We had not one
>>>guest on Christmas or New Years...yaaa, we pigged out
>>>like craven infidels and it all came home this
>morning
>>>when the wife said, "Wow, kinda nice not to have to
>>>clean up all that decoration crap". Maybe we'll do
>it
>>>again next year but I doubt it...Things will probably
>>>turn around and you will be required to celebrate
>LOL.
>>> This is too long so I'll start a new one....
>>
>>
>>
>>New Years Eve was quiet here, Just a few random
>>greasers firing their weapons into the air and
>>yelling. Ya know, I look at the TV and see the A rabs
>>and they all look like Mexicans to me (Our next quest
>>hopefully, The N. Koreans may have nukes, but they are
>>really, really far away and not nearly as obnoxious as
>>greasers) End Rant nr 2. You know that little thingy
>>in the rear window of Pickups, The little Dennis the
>>Menace pissing on Chevy or Ford? Well, I made up one
>>on the computer (Sorry WEBBY Pot) with the character
>>pissing but its pissing on the words "LA RAZA"
>>OH boy!!! I don't dare put it on the window of my
>>Pickup for fear of retaliation but I use double sided
>>tape to stick it on windows of cars (with Mexican
>>Plates) in the parking lot of Wal Mart and Target.
>>Now is the time to use the 4th phony phrase, (I'M not
>>Prejudiced BUT,)....
>>
>>(I don't do traditions BUT..) I made some black-eyed
>>peas,
>>You know, onions, bacon, the whole "Hoppin' John"
>>bit.. Going to try it soon.. That's the end of the
>>press conference. I'll take questions Now......
>
>>>> Hoppin' John is an excellent choice. Bon apertit.
> Give us a critique when your digestive tract regains
>it's equlibrium. Love the bumper sticker.. I'm sort
>of the same way about Squeeze My Foomay and the
>nappycp. But I don't wear it on my truck either. We
>once had a really old woman who ran the only community
>store. Her opening line was "I ain't meddling, and
>it's none of my business, BUT:" (They're everywhere,
>they're everywhere!!) News conference question: With
>the advent of "birth control patches" What do you, as
>an observer, feel would be the best spot to cover with
>the bandaid? I am familiar with the use of an aspirin
>as a bith control pill, and often prescribe it's use,
>but I am a bit confused about the "hot patch". God
>Bless, Marv

Sorry to take so long to reply Marv but with all the games and all, Congrats to LSU.... The Hoppin' John was superb.. I added a touch of Chipotle Chili at the last minute and that did it... As for the press question, I guess it would be the troublesome mouth (in the Liberal case) as most Liberals can't discern the difference between the other two orfices....no??/

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