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Date Posted: 16:20:27 01/23/04 Fri
Author: Bone B. Inquirin'
Subject: Re: Da State ob de Onion
In reply to: dtort 's message, "Re: Da State ob de Onion" on 08:20:52 01/22/04 Thu

>>How Do? Ol' Bone an' Auntie Shinbone done caucassed
>>an' we done decided dat coanbread is de rat thang to
>>eat wif yo' onion. Den, we went out de do' an'
>>caukkied de neighbors. We done voted an' wants to
>>make our cornditions cumpleetly klear. Mongo sez he's
>>goin' fer Dennis de meenace. (Him an' Willie Nelson
>>is ridin' in de same peerow upstreem wifout no pole.)
>>Genl. Jubalation T. Cornpone sez he is still
>>annielizin' GW's speach las' night. He sez if Barry
>>Goldwater ain't runnin' wif Massa Robert as de VP, he
>>ani't gonna' vote. Marvin cain't stop cussin' dem
>>"war heroes" an' Teddy Kennedy long 'nuff to pay no
>>'tention. De Rebberint Osmosis an' all de sista's
>>done sent word dat dey is goin' to vote fo' Joe
>>Libermann 'cause (quote) "He a funny lil' ol' white
>>man." De hole delegation'greed dat dat high-polished
>>bareasster, Esquire Edwards done got he hair on too
>>straight an' he suthern axsent on too crooked. We wuz
>>all relieved dat Comrade Gephard done drap off. Dean,
>>he look lak a grand dragon wif he sleebes rolled up,
>>an' Clark needs to strut 'roun wif he han' in he coat
>>lak Massa Boneyparts. (He wuz onea' dem "Frawggies"
>>whut is outlawin' head rags an' beards, an' generally
>>actin' snotty wif no particular reason.) He ain't no
>>count. Dat Wallyloo comin' after he ass. Slick Al
>>ain't goin' nowheres either unless'n he nappy up dat
>>hair some. Dem Dredlocks might work too. De
>>commounity done met up las' night down to de
>>Powerhouse Church ob de Presumptious Assumption (Rat
>>'cross de road frum dem other D-nomination; De Firs'
>>Church ob de Gooey Death an' Discount House ob
>>Wurship") But Ol' Bone Digress. Oncte we got up in
>>de house ob wurship, we turnt on dat 72 anch plasma
>>screen wif de stereo, quadrofonik, slap down, turn
>>aroun' sound and laser light cystum an' watched Massa
>>Gawge W. rap 'bout he case fo' stayin' in dat taxpayer
>>funded house up dere in de diskrik ob Criminals. We
>>all laff our ass off lookin' at Teddy an Hitlarly. We
>>done decided dat hit doan' make NO difference who you
>>bets on in de superbowl ob governmentin' you is still
>>goin' to git fucked. Hit jus' depen' on de orofice
>>you picks. Hell, Dat Peg Legged Kerry feller, whut
>>done got a Silver Star fo' valor an' sech come home
>>an' rubbed up side ob dat crazy bitch whut set on Ho's
>>artilley piece an' turn dem slips ob paper sayin'
>>"Howdy, I ain't dead yet" ober to dem Nawf
>>Vitemanises. Bleeb Ol' Bone 'bout dis: Dere ain't
>>NEVER been nuffin wurf a pinch ob sheewawwaw shit come
>>frum "up Nawf" or outa Californifcation. Dat why we
>>done Caukiied 'roun here in Hambonezone an' decided to
>>write in Brother Dave Gardner fo' prexident an' Jesse
>>"Lil' Black Scambo" Jaxun fo' VICE prexidents. Den'
>>agin, mebbe we jus' doan fool wif none ob hit. We may
>>froe a "block party" wif de gose ob John Lee Hooker.
>>Details at 'lebben. Gawd Bless, Bone
>
>
>OK, That did it!!! I copied your post word for word
>and sent it to our local paper and claimed credit for
>it for myself....They immediatly responded by offering
>me a weekly column at $200.00 per... Keep 'em commin'
>Bone. I'll send you a nice "Thank You" note for
>each....
> > How Do? Wuz you aimin' to write dat thankkew note on a picture of Ol' Bennie Franklin? Bone's Evan Williams budget kind ob prevent him from havin' a steady supply of insight. Jus' out ob curiousnes, whatinhell kind ob paper hab ya'll got dere. Dey mus' be lookin' to git dere presses stopped. Ol' Bone ain't too participally correck ya' know. Chitlin' Power!! Bone

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Re: Da State ob de Onion -- dtort, 10:11:03 01/25/04 Sun