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Date Posted: 19:09:16 02/20/04 Fri
Author: Bone B. Greatgooglymookusing
Subject: Re: Oh Well
In reply to: Hey ShitPot... 's message, "Re: Oh Well" on 17:12:00 02/18/04 Wed

>>>Screw it. Guess it's NASCAR time in the "Souf" Does
>>>tend to put people to sleep... Check back in 30
>>>days.....Lez zee ...17 Mar zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
>>
>>
>>Screw it?? Whachu screwin', Boy? Ya gots to
>>unnerstan that I be gittin' my jollies when them boys
>>go fast and turn lef'.
>>
>>I kan't speek fer that Marvin feller. Don't tell
>>nobody, but I thank he spends his time tryin' to
>>backdoor 'Bone. Why, I heard tell that las' week
>>Auntie Shinbone wuz gittin' her jollies wit 'Bone and
>>started yellin' "do me deeper Marv"! Can't believe
>>gossip though. I figure Auntie Shinbone already knew
>>Marv couldn't go no deeper even if it had been him
>>instead of 'Bone. Know whudda mean?
>>
>>You boys outchunder in de dezert get all excited
>>watchin' dem Sesquaro...Sisqueero...Sagua...aw shit,
>>you know what them cacti's name is. Anysomehow, y'all
>>get excited 'bout watchin' them grow and thank us'ns
>>rednecks live in de fas' lane too. We'uns jus' sit
>>back and watch de world go by. Sometimes we spit and
>>sometimes we swaller whilst we
>whittle....................>
>>> Is you trying to provoke me?? You ain' nebber been
>PROvoked til' Ol' Bone stump whup yo' chittlins....
>Be feered, be VERY feered. Shame on you spreadin' dem
>skurrilous rumorhoids! Bone
> > > How Do? Ol' Bone done read back an' see's dat he mess up he punktuation in dat las' pos'. Bone meant to type:"Hey! Shit,Pot. We is all jus' fokes up heah in de woods. Ain't rat to relationate wif yo' frens an close relations an' barnyard animus an' chikins an stuff lak dem Sam Friskans is up to. BTW has you rubbed onna dem habanero olives on yo' viagra stick to ensure some kine ob fissikal stimulatshun. Hit'll give you fo' on de flo', a fo' lebben rear en, an a dubble clutchin' lef laig. Auntie Shinbone sez "thankkew" velly mush. Gawd Bless, Bone

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