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Date Posted: 17:37:29 03/11/04 Thu
Author: Mungo
Subject: Re: Newfangled Marryin'
In reply to: Hambone B. Illuminated' 's message, "Newfangled Marryin'" on 17:30:10 02/24/04 Tue

>> > How Do? Ol' Bone done been lisnin' to all dis
>debake 'bout fokes what's simillarly equipped gittin
>married wif' one 'nother an' hit makes he haid hurt.
>Mungo sez he be plannin to marry his ridin' ox soon as
>he kin ride her to Sam Frisko. Ol' Bone sho' is proud
>dat he married up wif Auntie Shinbone. De Rebberint
>Osmosis done hit fo' us, an' we's jus' right. Bone
>Sho' am glad she's a Woman an' she'll bait her own
>hook, fillet a fish, kin shoot an' cook good as
>Grammaw usta an' smells good. Hell, way back when
>Lil' Bone wuz runnin' de woods, he knew a lil' ol' boy
>whut wuz goin' steady wif de fattnin' pig. Fo' five
>boys runnin' de woods lookin' fo' a stumpbroke cow or
>hoss. Dey wuz rumors 'bout a feller ober in de nex
>county whut wuz in lub wif a flock of Domineker hens.
>Us fokes 'roun heah in Hambonezone jus' ignore dem
>long as dey mine's dey own fuggin' bidness an' stay
>out'n ours. Gawd Bless, Bone
> > > Mungo think. Head hurt. Maybe solve same secks marry and make legal too. Mungo think all faggers should marry all dykers. Marry be legal. Then swap wifes. Mungo Like! :) mgO

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