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Date Posted: 18:07:03 05/12/04 Wed
Author: Hambone B. 'Greein'
Subject: Re: Ah is kinda confoosed...
In reply to: Gen. Jubalation T. Cornpone Ret. 's message, "Ah is kinda confoosed..." on 17:54:06 05/12/04 Wed

>> > YEEHAW?? Dis ol' sojer is gittin' kind of ole and
>slippery headed but hit seems lak at one time in this
>country, there wuz a punishment for "lending aid and
>comfort" to the enemy. If this is so, howcome it is
>that CBS news is not in trouble for revealing, to the
>public/enemy#1, photos of incidents which were already
>under investigation, and could only result in further
>damage to our troops and security etc?? Of course,
>the remainder of the "first amendemnt" whiners joined
>the chorus as well as all our "frens" 'roun' the
>world. I ain't gonna fault the Constitution. Seem
>like that's the document us ignernt Southerners was
>fightin' for in the last great displeasure wif one
>'nother. Ah like the Firs' 'mendment cause I can
>write this kind of stuff without bein' Hair-Assed. Ah
>Lak de second un' best tho. Hit wuz designed to keep
>all de res' functionin'. But Ah Digress. Maybe if
>they manage to ketch that feller whut lopped that pore
>ol' boy's haid off on video, they kin handcuff him,
>nekkid, to a bunk an' hang Hillary's drawers over his
>haid for a couple of days and Teddy's teddies over his
>haid for a couple of days. He claimed dat butcherin'
>was caused by all them nekkid 'raquis in a pile an'
>dat made him mad. Hell, he's a Jordainian. Whut dat
>got to do wif it? He called de eye for an eye
>syndrome into the equation. When we run out of nasty
>liberal undies to rub in his face. (reserve Janet
>Reno's for special occasions like ramalamadingdong)
>den we can make him Charlie Manson's roommate, and
>throw a pregnant sow and a 'lectric carvin' knife in
>the cell just for fun. Might award Charlie clemcency
>for creativity. Yassuh, Gen. JTC ret...
> > How Do?? Bone want to add... when dat sow git hongry, Charlie kin feed her a piece of Mr. Terrist.. Lil' bitty ones at a time.. Ya'll know, 'pendages of one kine or 'nother. An' Boy, jus' wait till de litter come along. Slop dem' hawgs Charlie!! Fo' a lil' added effect, dey kin implant a chip in he ass whut always tuned into Airhaid Amerika. Gawd Bless de Republic. Bone

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Re: Ah is kinda confoosed... -- Pot, 06:33:44 05/13/04 Thu