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Date Posted: 16:27:06 02/21/03 Fri
Author: Marv
Subject: ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

Clinton Wants to Be Boss of U.N.

Bill Clinton wants to succeed Kofi Annan as secretary-general of the United Nations, the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review says.

"While it is still early, there is a major international move under way to make Bill Clinton the chief executive of the United Nations. Unbelievable? You had only to watch Clinton's performance on a recent 'Larry King Live' program. There, Bill, with his new haircut and coiffure blued to a snowy-white perfection, made repeated adulatory references to the United Nations," says the newspaper's brash Dateline DC column.

"If Bill had planned this career move years ago, some actions during his presidency - inexplicable to most of us at the time - begin to make sense, at least as the ploy of a man maneuvering for a lucrative job in the international limelight that requires no heavy lifting.

"Now, here is the truly frightening aspect - the fix is in. There are reports that Bill Clinton already has lined up support for his candidacy from Germany, France, England, Ireland and New Zealand. A handful of African states, led by Nigeria, are rooting for Bill. And Hillary has brought in Morocco and Egypt. The Russians have let it be known that they would not object to Clinton as the next secretary-general, and the Chinese love Bill almost as much as Monica did.

"In Latin America, Ecuador and Brazil's new labor-loving, rabble-rousing populist presidents are Bill's type of politician, and in Asia, many Indian leaders think warm and fuzzy thoughts about the former U.S. president," says the Tribune Review.

Why should this surprise anyone? The U.N. and Slick Willie the Impeached are two pea brains in a pod: They both put America last.

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