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Date Posted: 17:57:54 04/07/03 Mon
Author: Pot
Subject: Eating Out?

A lion in the zoo was lyin the sun licking its backside when a visitor turned to the zookeeper and said, "That's a docile old thing isn't it ?
 
"No way," said the zoo keeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman into the cage and completely devoured him."
 
"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking its backside?  The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."

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