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Date Posted: 19:02:15 05/07/03 Wed
Author: Hambone B. Questionin'
Subject: HELP!!

...<><><><><><>:~ Hisssss. Ho Ho, Ol' Bone jus' foolin'. But seriously folk, de Boneses done finally got one ob dem inside terlits. Dat rent on dem Porta-Potties wuz tearin' us up. 'Sides dat, dey wuznt brangin' a fresh one quick enuf. De problem now is; Auntie Shinbone's 'Tater Battry give out de other night, an' she tried to flush de thang. Now, we is got vines comin' up outed de back, an' de front is stopped up. We wuz wonderin' iffin Drano would kill a tater. We is GOT to do sumpin' Porta-Pottie done tole de cradit booreau 'bout us. Bone lookin fo' he Ol' Pappy's shovel jus' in case ob 'mergency one night. We is gonna haf to brang a pickle bucket an' a bag of lime up in de house fore long. De snakes is gittin too bad roun' de briarpatch. In other news, De Bonses hab been blessed wifout no storms an' we is thankful to de Lawd... Been windy an' dry fo' de pas' few days. Sho' feels fo' dem pore fokes what got blowed off. Some ob dem comin' back, some ain't. Gawd bless 'em ALL. Us Ol' Bonses sho' hope de Lawd will hole us in de palm ob He han' an' shield us wif' He mighty wing. Dey is STRANGE things happenin' every day! De Poke Salat is growin' nice, we still got some Cracklin' bread an' 'Lasses. Ain't Gawd GOOD. Bone

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