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Date Posted: 06:26:30 09/13/03 Sat
Author: Pot
Subject: Re: Thump Tacks
In reply to: Hambone B. Observin' 's message, "Thump Tacks" on 18:16:20 09/09/03 Tue

>How Do?? Look Lak a Thump Tax is nex.......Taxes
>
>Accounts Receivable Tax
>Building Permit Tax
>Capital Gains Tax
>CDL license Tax
>Cigarette Tax
>Corporate Income Tax
>Court Fines (indirect taxes)
>Dog License Tax
>Federal Income Tax
>Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
>Fishing License Tax
>Food License Tax
>Fuel permit tax
>Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
>Hunting License Tax
>Inheritance Tax
>Interest expense (tax on the money)
>Inventory tax
>IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
>S Penalties (tax on top of tax)
>Liquor Tax
>Local Income Tax
>Luxury Taxes
>Marriage License Tax
>Medicare Tax
>Property Tax
>Real Estate Tax
>Septic Permit Tax
>Service Charge Taxes
>Social Security Tax
>Road Usage Taxes (Truckers)
>Sales Taxes
>Recreational Vehicle Tax
>Road Toll Booth Taxes
>School Tax
>State Income Tax
>State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
>Telephone federal excise tax
>Telephone federal universal service fee tax
>Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
>Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
>Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
>Telephone state and local tax
>Telephone usage charge tax
>Toll Bridge Taxes
>Toll Tunnel Taxes
>Traffic Fines (indirect taxation)
>Trailer registration tax
>Utility Taxes
>Vehicle License Registration Tax
>Vehicle Sales Tax
>Watercraft registration Tax
>Well Permit Tax
>Workers Compensation Tax
>
>COMMENT: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago
>and our nation was the most prosperous in the world,
>had absolutely no national debt, had the largest
>middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise
>the kids.
>
>What the heck happened?
>
>>>> Ol' Bone hear a big ol' suckin' noise on he
>payday, an' he doan hab no sez so 'bout whur he eagle
>fly off to roost. Look lak hit 'bout gittin time to
>frow de tea in de creek an' hab a party. 'Nuff dis
>shit! Gawd Bless de po' fokes whut works and pays dem
>tacks. Bone

All you workin' folks word hard, make lotsa money so you can pay lotsa tacks. I wanna make sure mah retaremint and sociable buscurity get paid eber munth. Thank yew very much...

(This is the first time I've been able to access this site in almost a week.)

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