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Date Posted: 17:17:52 09/29/03 Mon
Author: Hambone B. Gittin' Mad!
Subject: Re: Yew Ol' Scuz Bucket!
In reply to: Pot 's message, "Yew Ol' Scuz Bucket!" on 07:04:52 09/29/03 Mon

>>>>> rel=nofollow target=_blank >>>>>href="http://live365.com/stations/bubbasnopes">clic
>k
>>>>>play
>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>How Do? Howcome it is ain't nobody done
>lisned
>>>>to Ol' Bubba Snopes an' made no comment. Guess dey
>>>>ain't no music lubbers mongst you rascals. De Bone
>>be
>>>>disappointed. Buck Howdy gonna' be on de Gran Ol'
>>>>Opry on Oct. 3... Ya'll watch. God Bless, Bone
>>>
>>>Cudn't get the media player sumbitch to load and
>play.
>>>
>>>I'll check for Buck.
>>
>>> > > How Do? Trade dat dam webbed tv in on a
>>Packard-Bell wif Winders 95. Hit'll work. Gawd Bles,
>>Bone
>
>
>Yew can just stop sayin' nasty crap 'bout my webbed
>tv. I wuz tawkin' to Auntie Shinbone and she done
>tol' me that the onlyist reason yew got one uh them
>real pooters is 'cause yew heard they made yo
>tallywhacker longer. She tol' me yew needed all the
>hep yew cud git, but that pooter didn't do nuthin' fer
>yew. Yew cud'a saved a truk waggin fulla money if'n
>yew hadda bawt a webbec tv. Sho glad I don't need not
>pooter. hehehe
> > > How Do? Whatchew tawkin' 'bout yo' frazzled eared ol' Curmudegeonistic cow flop? Ol' Bone wuz de drivin foce behine' Clarence Carter's song bout "hit ain't too big an' roun' but hit sixteen inches long"! Ol Bone's pappy tied a cotton scale weight to lil' Bone's peckerwhacker when he wuz a chile an' made him wear hit all year when dey wuznt pickin' cotton. Dat took up mos' ob de year He finally cut hit loose when ol' Bone's Bone wuz peepin outn de laig of he oberhauls. Dat howcome Ol' Bone wuz 'lected Deacon at de Churshhous. Dat happened rat after de choir director caught Ol' Bone by de organ one day. Git yosef a 'pooter an' gib de ol' lady a res'. Gawd Bless, an' iffin you got hit, flop hit at somebody! Bone

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