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Date Posted: 09:11:41 11/10/02 Sun
Author: Marv
Subject: American Women

> Osama bin Laden was kicking around some rubble left over from his most recent bombing and found a copper jug with a wax plug. He pried it loose and out popped a female genie. "How may I serve you Master?" she inquired. Osama was not impressed. "I don't need anything from a filthy female" he snapped. "But Master, I MUST do something for you or I have to go back into confinement! Please! Isn't there ANYTHING I can get for you?" "All Right!" Osama growled, "Tomorrow morning I want to find three American women in bed with me, ready to do what they do best! Now, get lost!" "Your wish is my command!" said the genie, slightly miffed, she then vanished. The next morning when Osama woke up, he had Lorena Bobbit, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton in bed with him. His pecker was gone, his leg was broken and he had no medical insurance.

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