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Date Posted: 17:27:44 12/30/02 Mon
Author: De Rebberint Osmosis
Subject: Git NEKKID and LATHER UP!!

> > > Say HALLYLOOYA!! Dis' heah Boad look like hit 'bout to dry up on de vine. Hit look lak hit's time to turn de Ol' callendar ober fo' a 'nother yeah. Seem lak to de Ol' Rebberint, dat dis heah stale water in de babtizin' pit needs stirrin' into sumpin' bubbly or 'vigoratin'. Fus' ob all... what is wid dis Homer Simpson shit. De Rebberint want to make bobbyQ out ob de Simpletons.. Dat fo' sure. Dis place need a good profoun' motto.. Sumpin' lak "Nuke de nest an' de nits!" or "Peace on Earf, Ya'll come" OR! de wurds ob de deacon "Popeye"; "I yam whut I yam!" toot toot (de ole Reb. jus' frowed dat in.) Hit 'pear to Bro. Osmosis dat dis place been strugglin' to keep Pot and Marv frum tawking to theyselves. De Holy Crimmustime an' peak buyin' season is ober wif. Git ober hit! Hit time to look forward to de nex spendin' frenzy... Boxing day an' late Kwanza gif's. 'Fore long hit be Ballemtimes day an' Mardy Grass too. Dat is if some foo doan hyjackoff somewhure on de parade. Dey ain' nothin' but time whut will tell how hit gonna lan' when de big pile comes down. Hit time to eat all de blackeyed peas, cabbage, an' hawg jowls whut ya'll kin fine. De Rebberint been out on de levy wif' Ol' Bone an' de res' ob de denizens ob de zone sniffin' de win'. Hit look lak we is gonna need all de blessins', luck, prayers, an' ammunishun' we can kin fine. De Rebberint is STILL so' frum laughin' at Mis' Hittlereally Klingston tawkin 'bout dem foo' 'publicans "exploitin race". Dat a helluba hatfull ob live sardines!! De rebberint done decided dat collard greens an' cornbread is de universal peace offerin'. Us fokes heah at de "Powerhouse Church ob de Presumptious Assumption an' Discount House Ob Wurship" is still prayin fo' Teddy to pay fo' Chappyquidick." Well, De Rebberint hab chatted long 'nuf. Marv an' de Bone fambly sez How Do? Gawd Bless..Say Hallyloolya!! (agin) Reb. Osmosis

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