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Date Posted: 22:23:51 08/30/02 Fri
Author: Lil sis
Subject: LOL!!!
In reply to: isaidthat 's message, "I know these ole boys, they're here in Mississippi!" on 20:04:03 08/28/02 Wed

>The Truck, The Guns, The Beer, The Idiots, and Their
>Dog
>
>True Story From Michigan, USA.
>
>A guy buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+,
>and has $400.00+ in monthly payments. He's pretty
>proud of this rig, and gets a hold of his friend to do
>some male bonding with the new ride.
>They go duck hunting and of course all the lakes are
>frozen. These two Atomic Brains go to the lake with
>their guns, the dog, the beer and of course the new
>vehicle.
>
>They drive out onto the ice. Now, they want to make
>some kind of a natural landing area to attract
>ducks-something the decoys will float on.
>Remember it's all ice, and in order to make a hole
>large
>enough to interest a flock of ducks - a hole big
>enough to entice ducks to land, they needed to use a
>little more than an ice hole drill. So, out of the
>back of the brand-new Jeep Grand Cherokee comes a
>stick of dynamite with a short 40-Second fuse. Now to
>their credit, these two rocket
>scientists DID take into consideration that if they
>placed the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location
>far from where they (and the new Grand Cherokee) would
>be waiting, and ran back quickly, they would risk
>slipping on the ice as they ran from the imminent
>explosion, and could possibly go up in smoke with the
>resulting blast.
>After a little deliberation, they come up with
>lighting and THROWING the dynamite, which is what they
>end up doing. Remember a couple of paragraphs back
>when I mentioned the vehicle, the beer, the guns AND
>THE DOG????
>Yes,the dog. The driver's pet Black Lab (used for
>retrieving-especially things thrown by the owner).
>
>You guessed it,the dog takes off at a high rate of
>doggy speed on the ice, reaching the stick of dynamite
>with the burning 40 second fuse about the time it hits
>the ice - all to the woe of the two idiots which are
>now yelling, stomping, waving arms and wondering what
>the heck to do now?!
>The dog is happy and now heads back toward the
>"hunters" with the stick of dynamite. I think we all
>can picture the ever-increasing concern on the part of
>the brain trust, as the loyal Labrador Retriever
>approaches. The Bozos now are REALLY waving their arms
>- yelling even louder and generally feeling kinda
>panicked. Now finally one of the guys decides to
>think-something that neither had done before this
>moment, grabs a shotgun and shoots the dog.
>This sounds better than it really is, because the
>shotgun was loaded with #8 duck shot and hardly
>effective enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog DID stop
>for a moment, slightly confused, but then continued
>on. Another shot, and this time the dog - still
>standing, became REALLY confused and of course scared.
>TOTALLY INSANE, the pooch takes off to find cover with
>a now extremely short fuse still burning on the stick
>of dynamite. The cover the dog finds? Underneath the
>brand new Grand Cherokee worth 30-some thousand
>dollars, the $400.00+ monthly payment vehicle that is
>sitting nearby on the lake ice. BOOM!! Dog dies,
>vehicle sinks to bottom of lake, and these two
>"Co-Leaders of the Known Universe" are left standing
>there with this "I can't EVEN believe this happened to
>me" look on their faces.
>Later, the owner of the vehicle calls his insurance
>company and is promptly informed that sinking a
>vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT
>covered on his policy. He had yet to make his first
>car payment.

Too funny!! ;o>

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