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Date Posted: 17:26:17 10/23/06 Mon
Author: Pot
Subject: Re: Pecked to Death by Deducts..quack!!
In reply to: Marv 's message, "Pecked to Death by Deducts..quack!!" on 13:17:35 10/22/06 Sun

>At first I thought this was funny...then I realized>>> > > the awful truth of it.>>> > >>>> > > Be sure to read all the way to the end! Is>this called Big Govt?>>> > >>>> > > Tax his land,>>> > > Tax his bed,>>> > > Tax the table>>> > > At which he's fed.>>> > >>>> > > Tax his tractor,>>> > > Tax his mule,>>> > > Teach him taxes>>> > > Are the rule.>>> > >>>> > > Tax his cow,>>> > > Tax his goat,>>> > > Tax his pants,>>> > > Tax his coat.>>> > >>>> > > Tax his ties,>>> > > Tax his shirt,>>> > > Tax his work,>>> > > Tax his dirt.>>> > >>>> > > Tax his tobacco,>>> > > Tax his drink,>>> > > Tax him if he>>> > > Tries to think.>>> > >>>> > > Tax his cigars,>>> > > Tax his beers,>>> > > If he cries, then>>> > > Tax his tears.>>> > >>>> > > Tax his car,>>> > > Tax his gas,>>> > > Find other ways>>> > > To tax his ass>>> > >>>> > > Tax all he has>>> > > Then let him know>>> > > That you won't be done>>> > > Till he has no dough.>>> > >>>> > > When he screams and hollers,>>> > > Then tax him some more,>>> > > Tax him till>>> > > He's good and sore.>>> > >>>> > > Then tax his coffin,>>> > > Tax his grave,>>> > > Tax the sod in>>> > > Which he's laid.>>> > >>>> > > Put these words>>> > > upon his tomb,>>> > > "Taxes drove me>>> > > to my doom...">>> > >>>> > > When he's gone,>>> > > Do not relax,>>> > > Its time to apply>>> > > The inheritance tax.>>> > >>>> > > Accounts Receivable Tax>>> > > Building Permit Tax>>> > > CDL license Tax>>> > > Cigarette Tax>>> > > Corporate Income Tax>>> > > Dog License Tax>>> > > Federal Income Tax>>> > > Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)>>> > > Fishing License Tax>>> > > Food License Tax,>>> > > Fuel permit tax>>> > > Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon & more)>>> > > H unting License Tax>>> > > Inheritance Tax>>> > > Interest expense>>> > > Inventory tax>>> > > IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top>of tax)>>> > > Liquor Tax>>> > > Luxury Taxes>>> > > Marriage License Tax>>> > > Medicare Tax>>> > > Property Tax>>> > > Real Estate Tax>>> > > Service charge taxes>>> > > Social Security Tax>>> > > Road usage taxes>>> > > Sales Tax>>> > > Recreational Vehicle Tax>>> > > School Tax>>> > > State Income Tax>>> > > State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)>>> > > Telephone federal excise tax>>> > > Telephone federal universal service fee tax>>> > > Telephone federal, state and local surcharge >taxes>>> > > Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax>>> > > Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges>tax>>> > > Telephone state and local tax>>> > > Telephone usage charge tax>>> > > Utility Taxes>>> > > Vehicle License Registration Tax>>> > > Vehicle Sales Tax>>> > > Watercraft registration Tax>>> > > Well Permit Tax>>> > > &nbs p;Work ers Compensation Tax>>> > >>>> > > COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100>years ago,>>> > > and our nation was the most prosperous in the>world.>>> > > We had absolutely no national debt, had the>largest>>> > > middle class in the world, and Mom stayed>home to raise the>>> > > kids.>>> > >>>> > > What happened?>>> > >>>> > > And I still have to "press 1" for English>>> > >{{{{{{{{ Yep, and those dimicraps are sitting in the wings like vultures hoping they'll get elected so they can add to that list of taxes.

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