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Date Posted: 19:08:10 04/23/03 Wed
Author: Cm
Subject: 我给MM讲了个笑话，她哭了。(ZT)


该死的非典！
近几天来，学校基本上封了，没有必要，我们也不会出去。都说学校最安全，但愿如此。

昨天晚上和mm散步。看到她满面愁容，我不禁又爱又怜。
我安慰说她说：没事的，我们一定要挺过去呀。
她没说什么，点了点头。
想起以前，mm生气的时候，我都讲笑话给她听，她也会慢慢的不生气了。
于是，我讲了个笑话：某人很穷又好赌
有天手气恶差，却又没什么好输了
他对另一人说我没什么可输了我还有“四库全书”你可要?
那人一听有书当然说好，总比没有好
当下某人就拿出自己的四条裤子~~~~~~~~~~~~~“给你”我可是四裤全输了~~~~~~~~~~~~~

说完之后，她没有笑，却突然抱紧了我说：gg，我要你给我讲一辈子笑话好么？如果我得
了非典，记得每年的那天要给我讲笑话。我很喜欢幽默，我爱你，我爱你，我爱你......
.
然后就泣不成声。我把她抱的很紧：别傻了，老天派我到这个世界上来，就是为了让我照
顾你一辈子。这个任务没有完成之前。你不会，我也不会，我们要坚强的活下去！
mm用力的点了点头，忽然深情的看着我，捧起了我的脸。
我们深情的拥吻着，彼此的脸上挂满了泪珠，流到我的嘴角上。
我知道，那，是咸的。

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