VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: [1] ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 09:33:01 05/06/03 Tue
Author: Cm
Subject: 邓小平和判官


邓小平刚死，判官问他：“你是想上天堂还是想下地狱？”
小平是什么人，多次运动中过来的，一听就知道里面有猫腻，
马上说：“我得先了解一下。”
判官开始给他放录象，先是天堂，个个都象雷锋，小矬子，胖胖的，
早早起来，争着去刷厕所，然后去干活，晚上回来还要学三个小时
的马列主义。然后是地狱的：乖乖，吃喝嫖赌打桥牌，什么活也不
干。小平说：“我去地狱。为了解放全人类，我不下地狱谁下地狱。”
到了地狱里一看，刀山，火坑，油锅，邓小平慌了：“刚才放的录
象不是这样的呀！”
“唔，刚才忘了告诉你，”判官不紧不慢地说：“那段录象是你们
中央电视台拍的。”


跟贴- NZZ 5/05/03 (0)
矮子悠然自得地回答: 那我就去天堂.判官大怒:你说话敢不算?
答曰:老子写了永不翻案也照翻不误.刚才不过随便说说,不算你龟儿子能如何?

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
[ Contact Forum Admin ]

Forum timezone: GMT-8
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.