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Subject: it it it it it it it it it it one Author: Huh-Chew [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 21:10:05 12/21/01 Fri Sometimes when I am lonely I dream about pretty pink ponies and little girls with big hats and pretend my boyfriend is George Burns that way I wouldnt have to see him anymore. I like to watch TV and when I get mad at the TV, I kiss it. i love to spit on my computer. Loud beeping sounds turn me on. I think big shirts and huge pants are turn offs, and guy with pants too tight for a lizard and turn ons. I like to stick chicken livers up my nose. Its like a natual high. Eating veggies that are covered with vegetable oil taste yummy. I think only guys over 39 are hott with the exception of Mikey. lala I like to sing becuase it makes love seem impossible to get. Maybe its just me. Oh and that gouging thing, wow. I wanna gouge someones eye out but not with a fork, I wanna do it with one of those pick things they use on turkeys. That seems like it would be really fun. Yeah I like fun. I dont think Im spooky. Being spooky is funny. I like music. I like disgusting music that makes people wanna shoot something, but why shoot it when you can lick it. wow. Humping trees is my favroite past time. Ever think of doing that? Thats like a natural high too. And you know those scary mad lib things? wow if you fill it all in with perverted words, its really funny. Like She humped her mom's brothers sisters aunts uncles brothers cousins sons daughters best friends moms sisters cousins son-in-law after dark with a gay attidude. Something like that I cant make it up. If I tell you anymore about myself, you will probably have my address and then you will come in my room and change the TV channel when I'm not looking, or the radio station when I cant hear you. Thatd be scary, then I wont be able to listen to my disgusting rip-your-ears-out music. Yeah okay bye bye now. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]