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Date Posted: 18:51:45 10/20/03 Mon
Author: Phil Langton
Subject: Eurieka

Hello boys. Hope you are all well.

I feel I must apologise for my absence over the past few months but me and the lads have been hard at work in our laboratory of rock trying to invent new ways to improve our enjoyment of the Benson. I am happy to announce that at last we have come up with something rather special. So, even though you are not coming to see me in Bristol in November (Dr Harry was not pleased) here is my gift to you and the rest of the disciples.

For this experiment you will need:
2 stereos.
Satan Kidney Pie, two copies thereof.
Homemade scrumpy, as much as you can lay your hands on.
1 friend (I realise that this may be a problem for some of you but any old tramp will do).

Position the 2 stereos in adjacent rooms with Satan Kidney Pie in each. Next (and this is the hard part) start both CDs a fraction of a second after one another. Now sit baack with a glass a scrumpy and marvel at the results. If you time it right, you will experience TB on a whole new level.
Dark Forces and Tits sound particularly good.
It should be noted that the scrumpy enhances the experience but anything that kills brain cells will do.

There. Don't say I never do anything for you. If we have anymore revelations, I will let you know

Yours, Dr Phil Langton MD.

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[> Re: Eurieka -- nikki, 22:11:49 11/18/03 Tue

i too have heard same rumour. you can confirm for me on 30th at peterborough.

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