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Date Posted: 01:43:21 07/12/00 Wed
Author: Davee
Subject: Just a Funny

We have all mostly heard these facts before - but the commentary made this extra funny.
Read on!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to
heat one cup of coffee. ( Hardly seems worth it )

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb. ( Now that's more like it )

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
( OMG! )

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. ( In my next life I want to be a pig )

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. ( Still not over that pig thing. )

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. ( Creepy! )

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to it's body. The female initiates
sex by ripping the male's head off. ( "Honey, I'm home. What the....." )

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. ( I still want to be a pig in my next life. Quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste their own feet. ( Something I always wanted to know. )

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. ( OK, so that would be a good thing.... )

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (Wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. ( I know people like that, too. )

Polar bears are left handed. ( Who knew...? Who cares! )

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. ( What about the pig? )

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