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Date Posted: 02:24:19 04/22/00 Sat
Author: Davee
Subject: Re: You might be a goth if...(joke)
In reply to: FYG 's message, "You might be a goth if...(joke)" on 01:06:54 04/21/00 Fri

I am obviously goth since I....

The Count was my favorite Sesame Street character as a child (next to Big Bird... does that make me 1/2 raver or something? *shivers*)

I go to Denny's at 5 in the morning and think,"These are my people" (except the multi-personality woman in the bathroom that accosted Heather and I)

I never pay more than $4 for fishnets though....

I "borrowed" my pair of combat boots (love ya Tiff - remember those boots?)

I can't decide whether Morticia Addams or Lily Munster is prettier, then decide Wednesday blows them both away

I was disappointed to find out that "American Gothic" is a portrait of two farmers

I think of the hearse as a "family car"

I always try to fashion my eyeliner after a culture that's been dead over 2000 years

I have seen "Nightmare before Christmas" more than seven times

My purse is small, square and metal

I have argued on whether Poppy Z. Brite or Anne Rice has the more realistic view on vampires... with Michael I think

I and my friends take lengthy drives to visit non-local graveyards (does Downey count?)

I have many times complained that he looked better in my
black, velvet skirt than I do

I also refer to others as "The Normals"

Christians accost me with pamphlets on the street
frequently

*L*
Man - at least I am cut out for my work....
D

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Re: You might be a goth if...(joke) -- scott, 16:18:51 04/22/00 Sat