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Date Posted: 15:47:54 05/24/01 Thu
Author: Laardvark27
Author Host/IP: wwwcache2.hull.ac.uk / 150.237.5.2
Subject: I just remembered some others...
In reply to: Hannah 's message, "I need an audience" on 14:45:15 05/24/01 Thu

'Dont piss off that side of the roof, the neighbours rabbit's down there...'
(After closer inspection the next morning)
'Shit, the neighbour's rabbit is down there, I was only joking, I wondered why they were cleaning it out before!!'
MONKEY!!
'Legs eleven...Shit it's Joanne' (Joanne being my ex at the time...Not anymore though... :-) )
Mingeled crunchies
Bollock Mice!! (Shouted very loudly while running through the centre of Manchester on a Saturday night...& promptly falling over)
'...so anyway, this guy just used to walk up and down outside our house with a wheelbarrow full of carrots...' (The world according to my older sister, too much cider & other substances...)
Mexicans!! They're evil I tell you!!
Poncho, poncho man, I want to be a poncho man... (to the tune of macho man...If u couldnt guess)
'Lets see how many times we can wrap this string round the house...' (The string being a 2.5kg ball of twine...)
'Right....You hang on to the sunroof...No it'll be funny, go on...'
'So, it's a sniffer dog, not a guide dog...Ah, crap!'
'Who keeps moving the floor....Bastards!!'

Awww...You've made me want to get together with all my friends from home and get stupidly intoxicated and talk about old times....Bugger...Only a month till I go home...

Laard xxx

p.s. Also I think we should discuss those classic lines your parents come out with...Like:

You treat this house like a hotel!
The world doesnt revolve just around you!
When will you learn, money doesnt grow on trees!
No, we won't pay for you to resit the second year! (The most recent one...bugger...looks like Im going to have to do some revision...)

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