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Date Posted: 15:14:08 05/31/01 Thu
Author: aimee
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 195.92.237.210
Subject: Re: The finger story of the fish monger who had a scar that looked like an emu
In reply to: Laardvark27 's message, "Re: The finger story of the fish finger who had a finger that looked like a fingery finger finger" on 14:02:25 05/31/01 Thu

>*sympathetic tone* Awwwww... *Strokes finger better &
>punches emu...gets chased round by angry emu...eats
>pork pie because tired*
>
>It must have been painful walking if the emu scarred
>your soul as well...HO HO HO!! My wit...Where have I
>left it?? Im a poet and I hadnt realised...
>
>Random chickens...I can cope with that...
>
>Anyhoo...I cant think of anyhthing else exciting to
>tell you...er...I could tell u about when I nearly
>(i.e didnt at all) lost the eyesite in my right
>eye...But I prefer to have arm wavey type movements
>when telling stories...Makes it more hazardous to
>people stood near me... :-)~
>
>Laard xxx


You should tell me anyway. I'd rather not have the hazard of your arms, as I'm quite nervous still because of my painful emu memories. Thankyou for trying to make it better though.
Another scar I have is on my lip, from various accidents whilst being 4 years old and unloved, and I was kidnapped in Hong Kong (Not a lie! And not related to any scars I have!). Oh, but guess what animal/bird I was apparently admiring whislt I was snatched? YUP! An emu. In a past life I was an ostrich I'm sure, and emu's have to make themselves superior now because they felt inferior then. Not facts there, merely presumptions.
But you know what they say? Too many emus spoil the broth, and it has been known that too much broth spoils the emu. One solution; make broth ilegal and kill all emus.

I really like the bit in Mary Poppins where they go to buy fish. It always makes me wish I liked fish. Proper fish I mean. I like fish fingers and chip shop fish. How I wish I liked fish.

aimee
-xxx-

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